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2007

16

Nov

I am – People Who Attended the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

Some dude just dropped a your mom joke on me and I fucking love your mom jokes, not because I find them that inspiring or creative and totally played the fuck out, but because my mom died when I was a kid and I like to reverse the your mom joke on the motherfucker because […]

2007

31

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I just applied to be on Big Brother 9, but I am don’t live in the US so I am not eligible, but figured that I shouldn’t let that stop me in my quest to be on TV. This is what I wrote: I want to be on big brother. But I need wifi and […]

2007

20

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

Life lesson of the day is to not get in cars with people who are either drunk or on drugs because you can die. I was outside some concert last night, looking for a new wife or at least a slut who is willing to do aerobics for me while I eat pie, but not […]

2007

26

Sep

I am – Jennie Garth Cleavage Pictures of the Day

My server is a fucking whore and has been acting up the last 2 years. I am told the company is working on a fix but that means that I don’t have a site right now and it’s a pretty scary thought that you can lose everything you work for in about a minute, not […]

2007

17

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I ended up getting really drunk on the weekend and thought it would be a good idea to go hang out at the emergency room in the hospital. I don’t really know what I was thinking but at 4 in the morning, where else are you going to find people who are awake and willing […]

2007

11

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I went to the strippers tonight, because that’s what I do, and because a friend of mine had landed some money recently from some accident settlement from years ago that just came through. He hasn’t given us any real details on the accident, but I am pretty sure he was molested by his priest. Either […]

2007

09

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

Myspace Has Deleted My Profile, 4000 friends and a lot of genius sent messages – deleted. Very sad but expected because Myspace are owned by FOX and FOX are a bunch of fucking corporate cunts who hopefully slowly see their shitty social networking site drown. I hate being censored. Friendster deleted my profile, so I […]