Since we’re all going to die from the Corona Virus, I suggest going out and getting AIDS, or at least trying to get AIDS, but not the Gay or Tranny way, unless you’re into that, but if you’re into that, then you probably already have aids. I figure it’s the weekend and thus the best […]

Remember, it’s not ok for you to tell a girl you’re gonna pull out but cum inside her instead is a fetish on the porn sites, but also pretty funny to do if you give her a fake name, cuz otherwise she’ll come after you for child support or rape accusations…it’s sex assault by the […]

I always wonder where we forgot that we were animals. When we decided to make existing really fucking inconvenient. With bills and taxes and all this other shit you don’t see on ANIMAL PLANET…I get it we like having houses and cars and things but what a fucking price it came with…being watched by the […]

I used to go to parties, go to clubs, go to strippers, end up in weird situations with weird people but now I just go to the grocery store. That’s my party since everything I need is on a screen, I have no FOMO and I am not interested in conversing with the new generation, […]

The photographer of THIS POST (where the images have been deleted as per her request) wrote me this email: You used my photos when treating slut models. One is insult online and two is a big problem in terms of rights. please remove this article upon receipt of this message otherwise you will have to […]

I may not be an INFINITILLIONAIRE….but I do have a podcast in the era of everyone having a podcast which is far more impressive than being an INFINITILLIONAIRE… I actually don’t have a podcast and avoided having a podcast for the last 7 or 8 years that podcasts have been a thing. I’ve always hated […]

With the state of the world today, growing up on all that porno, being cam girls and amateur pornographers, sexting everyone they know and loving every second of it. The chances of a Starbucks girl who identifies as a girl, none of their tranny ones, having a butt plug in are pretty fucking high… If […]

See Ya the Fuck Later 2019…. I don’t know if any of you are actually real, I don’t get any emails from you, or invitations to your birthday parties, which reminds me of my childhood….but I have been out here for 15 years updating this site witch little to no reward…when I could be doing […]

Glory Glorgy….hallelujah…the holidays are almost over and you’ll be back at work before you know it…if you aren’t already you work on Christmas cuz you’re that shit at life…that you can’t afford not to…I can almost relate but I live the life of a homelessman instead…it’s a better option, permanent vacation…you just need to find […]

Muppet faces are everywhere – but where is the muppet pussy… Would the muppet pussy look like the muppet faces…or would it be it’s only magical playground of muppet felt and muppet colors…cuz unlike you…I’ve never seen a muppet’s genitals…or fucked a muppet…not even a Tickle Me Elmo…the most overrated, overhyped, vibrator around…either way…muppet pussy… […]