Nothing funnier than seeing a young girl who makes the plunge and decides that her Patreon or Only Fans account is the answer to making 25k-100k a month, get hip hop rich off that internet pervert money, all in exchange for posting up some porno shit she’s taking anyway and giving out to dudes for […]

I wish I got as excited as girls at starbucks being reunited after no seeing each other for less than 24 hours…I always say I wouldn’t get that excited if my mother who I’ve been told died when I was a kid of AIDS, showed up outside my house but that could be because she […]

The highlight of my day is trying to convince my wife to have sex with a toilet brush I found outside the housing projects …I saw it in a video once and I want to live it out… You see the level of perversion that goes on thanks to the internet is insane, I am […]

I have always been a pervert, so back when other people weren’t perverts, but were prude fucks, I was doing all the pervert investigating, whether it was showing girls weird pornos back in the VHS days at parties, or consistently asking what color their pubic hair was, it was a pre-wax era of bush, the […]

Is anyone dressed like “rape culture #metoo” getting ready to fully commit to your costume – tonight – while all the party aged people are out there getting Black Out Drunk? So the only candy bucket you are sticking your hand into is that of a woman…and not actual candy…cuz candy produces far too much […]

Have you ever met a vagina you couldn’t fist… Have you ever had a loose fitting vagina, or is every vagina loose to you due to little dick, is that why your mad? You’ve never felt a vagina despite being in one? I get it … My questions redundant and stupid. I get that…but if […]

When you see a couple, where the woman is an amputee, missing a hand or part of an arm, and the dude is able bodied, do you think that she sticks her stump up his ass as part of their sex, in a “why else would you date a one arm”…or do you think that […]