The new hot spot to pick up the babes is the bank…at the tellers…not because you’ll find the hot chicks there….the hot chicks are smart enough to be modern and use the ATMs, while the people who don’t like the ATMs, are either people who don’t have the 20 dollar minimum to withdrawal, or old […]

There is something that confuses me about seeing a 40 year old mom with awesome tits….in public wearing a tight shirt no bra – with hard nipples…while carting her kid around the grocery store….ensuring that everyone sees her huge amazing tits…it’s like she’s giving her all because it’s her last shot at giving boners or […]

There was a time when I would dread when my wife’s period came, I would know it was no sex, anal sex, or destroying sheet sex…and that made me sad… Then her period became a blessing, you know after her severe weight gain from hating herself and clearly hating me, because it gave me a […]

We live in an era where men website, that only got to the level of success that they have for targeted the basic level of bro, basically clickbait for the half retard dude, based on systematic misogyny, build into a multi million dollar empire that was on TV, the Radio, the Web, YOUTUBE and SOcial […]

I was thinking about being sober this weekend, you know giving my liver a break, but I never have good ideas, so I’ll just stick to drinking the next 48 hours, in my prison that is my basement apartment, because I fear leaving the house in winter, because the girls aren’t half naked enough to […]

It’s still Valentine’s Day somewhere….I mean it probably isn’t, but you know those disappointed from their Valentines Day are out seeking new cock and that means you would have a chance at finally getting laid, if you weren’t such a creeper, weirdo, pervert, failure, who no one likes, including but not limited to your family, […]

People sometimes ask me how I became such an important internet entrepreneur with this whole blog like a 12 year old girl about celebs I don’t care about for very little money because I am an idiot who won’t jump into porn, or the mainstream and just sort of exist… And I always say that […]

Here are some stepLINKS…they are more magical than a street hooker on the first of the month who is short on her rent check and not willing to get evicted in the middle of winter….you know…but that’s probably because street hookers are so rare…now with the whole internet thing….but you can always pay homeless men […]

There’s nothing worse than spending two hours trying to convince a girl you just met at a coffee shop to go to the bathroom with me to let me eat her out, as I do sometimes, only to walk into the bathroom after a hot asian woman walks out….and being faced with the worst fucking […]

I wonder why all the girls I try to casually abduct, never get stockholm syndrome and turn into dick sucking machines…who are happy to fight for my cause like they were Patty Hearst….but instead they call me a creep and demand I unlock the child locks in my wife’s van… Not that I actually casually […]