Telling lesbian social justice warriors that you identify as a woman – but prefer to be referred to as “IT” than “SHE” because you don’t like gender labels, you know since it is anti-human to call someone a he or she, maybe even against the constitution…will not get her to scissor you later than night…if […]

step My activity for the weekend is to take discreet selfies of girls in public places, then finding them on social media, and sending it to them…just to let them know I’m there…and that I appreciate them…and that internet is a creepy fucking place… Goodtimes will be had…and you should follow my lead, we’ll start […]

Talking dick pics with girls is ok, because girls love talking about dicks – whether it’s how disgusted they are by them – or how big they like them…girls love dick…it’s an animalistic thing…but it can get pretty confusing because girls are inconsistent…and if you accidentally introduce yourself to the wrong college aged social justice […]

My stepLINKS pictures…are an art in and of themselves – but people don’t bother giving me any credit for – because people don’t give me credit for anything and I feel so alone in this internet world…you passive fucks who probably don’t exist… This is all a schizophrenic experience… The only feedback I have ever […]

I spent the afternoon – staring at some girl’s tit through the armpit of her cut off band t-shirt…because girls, along with wearing short shorts..don’t wear bras…don’t bother me none… but what does bother me is that women are on this down with the patriarchy nonsense, sexual harassment nonsense, but still want dudes to pay […]

I’ve heard stories about married women at the bar hiding their engagement or wedding rings while chatting up dudes to potentially fuck, since being married or engaged is a prison that no one actually wants to be in, they just like it for show…or other selfish reasons… Well, today, a girl turned her engagement ring […]

I don’t know what you’re doing this weekend, but I’ve decided to be a philanthropist, and help those in need, so that I can put it on my resume – along with being blocked by many celebs on Twitter and Instagram, I think it’ll look good at upcoming job interviews for the minimum wage job […]

I went to the dentist – they tried to sell me on teeth whitening for 1000 dollars.. I asked what the benefit of teeth whitening was, will it save my teeth, will it make me healthier, will it make people like me…and the woman didn’t know how to respond…I said “so it’s just for vanity”…and […]

I’ve been sexting since it was called CYBERING… I used to pretend to be a girl and sext dudes, like a creep who found comedy in making dudes jerk off to me pretending to be a 14 year old girl who takes them to garden shed where I make them fuck me with a screwdriver […]