I like that Precious is the witness in the trayvon martin case. What can’t the fat thing do? Oh right, push ups. I like that a girl in the park tanning in a bikini had a tattoo with script across her chest so that when she caught me staring at her tits, I said “I’m […]

I figured out where it all went wrong for me. At 15 or 16, I realized that anything you can think of, no matter how weird, awkward, uncomfortable, disgusting, creepy, insane, psychotic, that you can possibly thing of…I’m talking the most vile shit humanly possible, and even shit not humanly possible… Someone has jerked off […]

I think my biological clock is ticking, like the last of my sperms are sending a message to my brain, that despite being a dude, there’s little time left, cuz I just got a boner watching pregnant chicks doing Yoga in the park…and normally I fear the shit…. Here are some stepLINKS…while I cope with […]

I’m drunk. Not because I like to numb the pain that is living my life as me, but because after laughing at my life all day, it’s time to celebrate the absurdity….with titties and booze…or just booze…cuz right now the only titties I see are in the magical place I call the stepLINKS… Here are […]

People don’t like racist jokes. They don’t like gay jokes. They don’t like anorexic jokes. They don’t like fat chick jokes. They don’t like retard jokes or autism jokes. They don’t like suicide jokes…but maybe they like Autistic Black Gay Anorexic Fat Chicks with Downs Syndrome who want to kill themselves jokes….the world has gone […]

I am into the coked girl who is the first to jump into the hot tub naked at an orgy….I just don’t like when she represents herself like that. I like the lie. You know the secret hooker. You know, the classy in public professional, who is dirty as fuck when it comes down to […]

My internet was down most of the day…because the people I steal my connection from want to bring down this site…at least that’s my theory….but I am back….unfortunately for you…and for this guy…. I really try to like you. What is really up with your racist comment against Black people. Did one screw your sister/mother? […]

Last night’s cybersex fail was when a babe asked me to watch her masturbate and I wrote back saying : I’m in Ed…. It was meant to say – I am in bed….where I sleep with my horrible, miserable wife….and can’t watch girls masturbate…but instead it went homosexual…. The good news is…girls love gay porn…and […]

I like to treat every Christmas party I am invited to like a bachelor party….unfortunately…I am not invited to any Christmas parties…but If I was…I would come bearing gifts for the Christ Child…not in the form of Gold, Frankenscence or Mur….but in the form of Desiree, Saphire, Crystal….my three favorite discount hookers…to make all the […]