Don’t get caught up in all the distractions, it is all part of the design….. That said…. I am the kind of guy who gets a boner when in line at the grocery store behind an old lady buying cucumbers… nothing but cucumber…..I always make sure to give them a eyebrow raise…or wink…to let them […]

As it turns out, I will not be having any Meatloaf tonight, but I did listen to “I would do anything for Love, but I won’t do that”….only to see if there are any clues as to what he won’t do…or is that a secret he died with? I hope you have an exciting weekend […]

People love their fucking medicine that they feel the need to push that shit on you, like the modern day peer pressure of “try this, you’ll get so high” has gone from fun street drugs that will likely get you laid by a crackhead in that scene, to “get your vaccine” like we’re cosplaying or […]

In case you were wondering…celebrities get paid to shit more than you make in a year….you know not necessarily as part of some world elite satanic sex ritual…but rather just taking a break to shit in their trailer on set….where they’re time spent shitting as a ratio of how much they get paid to be […]

I’ve been told I write too much shit, that no one reads anymore, that I am not a writer, and that this whole thing is just a waste of time….one liners, or nothing….post less…no one cares… To that I say…we should think of some way more fun things to segregate people with or to mandate […]

I saw that fb is dropping their plan for Instagram for kids, which is fucking insane, not that they are dropping it, but that they even thought that was a good idea…. I am a firm believer than internet should be 18+ across the board. When you are under 18 you get a phone with […]

I am the first to admit that I am an idiot. I’ve spent 17 years trolling and taking a piss on people for my own personal entertainment… I could be wrong about everything I say, sometimes I say the wrong thing on purpose, which is why I am not a serious person, everything’s a joke….even […]

I have made it pretty clear that I am a fucking pervert, I have a site that is perverted, that I started well into my pervert years, because for at least a decade or two before starting the site, I was also a pervert, I just hadn’t devoted my life to it… I love nudity, […]

USA! USA! USA! I’m rooting for you…… I was just thinking if shit hits the fucking fan and the conspiracies are real…and the brainwashing was effection….and the people who are being pit against each other for the entertainment of the people at the top, who live in a totally different society than us normals….actually fall […]