Sucks that I can’t give girls AIDS anymore….because apparently FB news says there’s a cure, but FB news isn’t news, they’re a social network people, fake news is just part of the ecosystem…or whatever… Speaking of FB, the hightlight of my day was listening to a couple of bratty rich young wives discussing the new […]

Sometimes I’m forced to realize that my humor and format isn’t relevant anymore. Everything is a meme, a half naked social media post, a FB status – where everyone is a dot com comedian….but I find comfort in knowing that my brand of humor has never been relevant or relatable – and even if I […]

With every post I write – I think “I wonder if this will be the one that goes viral, that puts me on the map, that gets me noticed, that will be so funny, compelling, intelligent, inspiring, that I end up a motivational speaker, filmmaker, dot com billionaire”….but it never happens, it probably will never […]

Lesbians are always so angry – and they get really mad when you make reference to them being angry due to not getting enough cock…they find it misogynistic because it assumes that I think cock makes the world a better place, or that I think cock makes the world go round, when really I just […]

I am dressing as Donald Trump and Ivanka Trump’s Incest Flipper Baby they keep in the basement of Trump Towers….. I think it will be a hit with the politically correct feminist uptight girls who think it is empowering to be gangbanged by 12 black guys – like it’s an art project – because thanks […]

I had a fight with a creepy pervert instagram photographer – who is hardly a photographer but has done a year of pics with no name models who get naked in the same style pics every one of these girls from social media do…the fight was over me being a pervert, who sexualizes the pictures […]

It was Canadian Thanksgiving, so while I was stuffing my face with variations of pumpkin pie, turkey and disgust while watching my wife do the same thing, she’s real fat and thus real terrifying to watch…especially after she made a series of jokes about how pie reminds her of pussy before finger fucking it…in front […]

Your new strategy to get nudes is an oldie but a goodie…it’s what every instagram photographer uses…it’s the “let’s make art”…but the nude selfie version. The tactic is to not sexualize the girl to her face, or in the texts…you have to never make reference to jerking off to her, but rather to viewing her […]

I standing next to a dude who apparently has a daughter in Catholic Private school. He was talking about how the nuns did an inspection today to make sure the bratty high school girls were following dress code and that their socks were pulled up to their knees….and I said “I guess the nuns don’t […]

I just had a spiritual experience with a hummingbird that flew in the house…I garnered it’s trust with my kind eyes, and it eventually perched on my finger and i took him outside… It really put life in perspective, like when you see instagram sugar babies posing with local black kids on their Exclusive 5 […]