The highlight of the day wasn’t going outside and seeing every young college aged ass in leggings – most with awkward panties under the leggings – forcing me to stare in curiosity and looking like a creep to everyone around me “look at that old fat guy staring at that young round, thick thanks to […]

I heard a quote that inspired me because I am 5…it goes like this “a day in the BUSH is worth a WEEK in the CITY…”… I saw a fat JEWISH girl, probably 25, fat like fat like me with her baby in tow…and now I understand what girls see when they look at me […]

I forgot to do my stepLINKS because some girl in the grocery store was accusing me of MANSPLAINING to her because I was telling her a story…she said “I know, stop mansplaining”…like I was dealing with a rebellious teen…having a tantrum…and my story telling had nothing to do with her being a vagina-holding citizen or […]

I am so slow today because I am catching up on all the tributes to people’s moms because I really appreciate when people use the facebook status as a person letter opening up and disclosing their inner most personal feelings about their mothers or lack of a mother…it is great masturbation material… But not as […]

I don’t think people have got over the Prince death yet, but soon enough, they will be back to taking selfies, this is just their opportunity to feed some on topic bullshit to the social media to seem like they have depth…taking ownership in a mass memorial feeding your feed…but the selfies will be back… […]

Don’t follow your tinder match who you has never answered you into the Laundromat to ask her about why she never messaged you back…because it will creep her out, but not as much as following her home after she is visibly shook by the experience after learning that the internet is the home of weirdos […]

The nice thing about living the housewife / homeless person / retired and/or unemployed on disability life is watching the free TV channel on some TV someone gave your fat wife a few weeks ago…because watching how to quit sugar according to DR OZ is almost as exciting as watching ELLEN Dance, or staring at […]

Don’t tell a girl you’re friends with “I just want to jerk off on your face”…at any point in your friendship….and when she tells you that it offends her…don’t respond with “you can close your mouth and eyes”…. If you want to seduce a girl on tinder – don’t write this: Life lessons…. Hot Girls […]

Here is some insight from one of my fans, I wish he sent me his mailing address so I could send him a pair of stepGIRLS PANTIES covered in my cum and the random slut I fucked pussy juices…you know to prove my masculinity… For the record…I don’t hate women, I love women, I just […]

I see the good in everything. Once I was about to stick my dick, unprotected, inside some disgusting girl, because I am self destructive, have no self respect and when you get that rare erection, you use it…only to realize there was some kind of mucus oozing out… I almost lost my boner, but I […]