The nice thing about being surrounded by low frequency half retarded people who insist on doing the bare minimum because being mediocre is a way to keep expectations as low as possible so that the overall population stay mediocre too then the collective doesn’t have to try….. If we are all losers, we can be […]

I received a gift from the Thrift Store gods today. Unfortunately it wasn’t one of those Antique Roadshow moments where I found a piece of shit for 2 dollars that is worth 1 million dollars but that would have been cool… However, I think this may have been better…. In today’s thrift store moment, two […]

I am debating renaming the stepLINKS the stepLINKLES.. Why do you read this shit, oh right…you don’t… Remember…there are a ton of dumpers in tight pants jogging not too far from wherever you are right now…because chicks jog in tight pants in all communities, you just have to be time it right when you go […]

It’s local festival season, there’s a big music festival that takes place in this city every year, they don’t give me press passes or any free drink tickets because I don’t exist, so I will not be capitalizing on the hot, barely dressed, slutty chicks who are at the event….or who travelled to the event….or […]

While you losers jerk off to creepy asses doing gymnastics at the Olympics… Those broad shoulders and stunted asses doing splits that creep me out more than arouse… Some rocking the balance beam like it was a cock…something Simone Bile probably practices on her NFL husband’s giant penis, at least giant in comparison to her, […]

The highlight of my day wasn’t walking behind a fat pink haired in spandex shorts, eating Pringles, walking with her low testerone genderless man who was carrying about 3 gallons of water in some plastic device….like that was going to help them or the fact they clearly have dealt with cat litter in their life… […]

The greatest horror movie on social media is not all these girls jacking up their faces like some kind of clown, cartoon or comicbook character / muppet… It’s the girls who post their before and after breast reduction videos….especially when the before tits are legendary and the after tits are depressing… You could argue the […]

I like running into the old party sluts you can tell were old party sluts but that are now Audi driving moms who are no longer party sluts because they ended their party slut phase with some ejaculate that stuck with what is most likely a rich enough guy since she drives an Audi… You […]