I was drinking in a typical fine establishment, when people started complaining about a gas leak. I didn’t take it too seriously, because early that night, I dropped a bottle of beer at the convenience store and everyone in the place stopped, dropped and rolled….you know, we are on high alert. I also thought it […]

Whether my birthday is over or not, I am totally into celebrating the shit, or at least milking it, for discount blowjobs, even though I already get the rock bottom prices, not that you care about my key to a successful marrriage…. So Here’s a little Maggie you Cunt for Margaret Thatcher’s Death…. Here’s some […]

I am still filled with unrequited love…also known as a boner that needs servicing… Despite having a truckload of slutty girls throwing themselves at me because of the site….it’s low level internet fame…that’s how it works….and I hate it…cuz groupies for such silly things are not hot, I prefer a challenge….and despite my being married […]

So Girls Gone Wild…. DID THIS 1 SECOND WATER BOTTLE CHALLENGE …..and I said…make these girls stepGIRLS because stepGIRLS are the future…so Girls Gone Wild and DrunkenStepfather Did a Collab….like H&M and Karl Lagerfeld….or VANS and NIKE….only with half naked girls drawing stepGIRL on themselves and it was lots of fun…. Here are some links…… […]

I should be sitting by pools, sipping cocktails, in 5 star hotels withhot bitches in bikinis who smell like candy, or baked good, instead I’m being sweat on my wife who takes up a huge percentage of our sofa, smells like she’s been dead for months, but who isn’t dead, cuz I’m not that lucky…. […]

I love the girls who follow me on Instagram….for some reason they are all fucking hot and I want to marry every single one of them with my penis…but only after we get romantic…you know sailing, riding bikes, cuddling, and throat fucking….with love and romance…..obviously….cuz you don’t get to throat fucking without romance… That said, […]

I have a new pick-up line…It goes like this….. I used to fuck you mom like a mad man but then she got old and fat, now you’re 18 and perfect, come here and sit on your stepdaddy’s lap It is nice cuz I don’t have to leave the house to use it…Hasn’t got me […]

I don’t think enough hot girls sext me on FACEBOOK …..and the ones who do…may have a penis…or are fat and socially awkward….or are an old man playing with my internet love like it was a sex toy or some RPG game that has no feelings, needs or wants….fuck you internet for the love you […]

This guy’s got it all figured out… But not nearly as much this guy… See…I like the express myself through online videos now…I write too much nonsense it’s time to let other idiots do it for me… Ok here are the stepLINKS>….. Michelle Bombshell McGee Rocking a Stripper Pole in a Bikini GO Wasted Whitney […]