I haven’t figured out what is creepier…being out in public and seeing girls I have as friend on Facebook who don’t know me…since I wear a mask on the internet….or having sex dreams about fucking your grandmother while your grandfather jerks off in the corner…cuz both those things happened and I’m working through it in […]

My new way of seducing girls is asking them if they want to test sex toys for my site…you see cuz every girl like cumming….especially with a free sex toy…so when they agree and give me their mailing address…I show up at the door and say I’m ready….cuz as far as I’m concerned my mouth […]

I spent the weekend getting drunk, degrading and hating trashy strippers….sure we weren’t doing it together…but we were in the same venue…which kinda counts…you see cuz I hate fucking strippers and their obvious attempt to get my 10 dollars a song….they don’t even play it cool or subtle…just idiot money grubbers…and that is why I […]

I spent the weekend getting drunk, degrading and hating trashy strippers….sure we weren’t doing it together…but we were in the same venue…which kinda counts…you see cuz I hate fucking strippers and their obvious attempt to get my 10 dollars a song….they don’t even play it cool or subtle…just idiot money grubbers…and that is why I […]

It’s fucking Mardi Gras and my single most favorite city I have been to in the USA is New Orleans…I would live there if was allowed into the states, if I wasn’t broke, if I had a fat black cajun cooking wife, instead of the fat white trash french canadian I’m stuck with…..I should be […]

I know…I should be endorsing this SOPA government internet control act protest..but I realize I have no power, no say, no clout, no impact, no one listens to me….I don’t matter and America governmen pretty much runs shit…and corporate America runs the American government….and that’s way bigger than us…so grab your books and start burning […]

My new pickup line in bars is “We’re friends on facebook, I know this cuz I totally jerked off to your bikini pics last night….Totally”… Hasn’t worked out too well for me yet, but I’m relying on some not so uptight cunt who is into guys jerkng off to her on FB…even though we all […]

Holidays are better spent drunk…but I guess you could say that about anything…I am just amazed I bothered posting today as the site is clearly slipping into the fucking sea and while I have better things to do like cry myself to sleep knowing I accomplished nothing this year…and that this new year coming is […]

I am still doing this birthday thing. I figure milk it for all the free booze I can get…you know, drive that shit into the ground so deep that even a necrophiliac can’t dig it up and fuck it, even though, despite popular belief, I’m not a teenage girl…but I did see a teenage girls […]

It’s Friday night and if you aren’t at a party where at least one person gets naked, even if you’re the person getting naked, then it’s not worth living…because I’ve been drinking hard for many fucking years in hopes of something like this going down…but the older I get, the less hope I have in […]