I didn’t win the lottery like I expected to since life’s been fucking me up the ass prison rape style before shitting on my face all these years, but I did convince a store owner to give me some expired dairy products. I guess Christmas came early this year. I win. Here are my stepLINKS…. […]

I once dated a girl who dumped me because I would make fun of her everyday, I also dated a girl who dumped me because I didn’t buy her a birthday present because I spent all my money on partying, I dated a girl who dumped me cuz I stuck my dick in her when […]

The Lindsay Lohan in Montreal countdown has begun. Not that I care. I just have nothing better to write about. I live a relatively pathetic, sexually frustrated life, the highlights of my days are getting approached by girls who ask about my dog, opening up great comedic moments that no one picks up on but […]

Valentines is coming up and I came across an old notebook I used to write my insanity in and came across a poem you should write in a card for your wife that I wrote. Wife, I love the way you cook. I’ve accepted that you don’t look the way you used to look But […]

So I got looped into an email conversation between Kanye West and one of his artists. I don’t know how that happened or why Kanye West has my emails. Maybe he was going to give me a piece of his mind for making fun of him by calling him insecure and annoying and urging the […]

So I went out, got drunk and did things this past weekend. The first night I decided to fuck around a bit, so I go to some packed bar, I find the quietest corner and drink myself stupid alone. Once wasted, I start calling girls over and I tell them that I am Heath Ledger […]

So I took my younger stepdaughter to stand outside the outdoor Death Cab for Cutie contest because I couldn’t afford the tickets because no one takes this site seriously and the security guys kicked us out for loitering, she was pretty disappointed but not as disappointed as I was when I had a circus moment […]