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2008

10

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Last night, I was bored and had no money so I ended up drinking a couple of 40s in the park. I ended up running into an old friend who wanted some hookers and I decided to go along for the ride because I was drunk and had nothing better to do. We drove through the seedy part of town that isn’t even that seedy but it is where the whores hang out on the street and couldn’t find any. I told him that the best he could find was a couple of tranny bitches to suck his dick up the street and that it’s not that gay considering all they do is suck your dick, look a lot like actual girls and even have fake tits for you to play with. He wanted to check out the goods before making a decision that he knew would be a huge turning point in his life and that he wasn’t 100 percent sure he wanted to explore. When we got to their corner the 3 tranny whores jumped into a cab so we decided to follow them like we were spies or some shit. We ended up losing them because we couldn’t really keep up to the cab and my friend was forced to go home and jerk off alone since he couldn’t afford an actual escort and I came home to my wife, who despite having a vagina doesn’t look half as good as the trannies who don’t.

I guess the point of this post is to say that it is summer outside and I’ve been out scoping chicks in short skirts all day and you should be too, but if you’re not, here are my links.

The Mom I’d Like To Fuck Index:
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Lohan Won’t Be in the Manson Movie After All
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2 Girls, 1 Ice Cream
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Jayden Nicole is Playmate of the Year
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A Good Solution or Drunk or Busy Parents
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I Hate Katherine Heigl, and Apparently, So Does Everyone Else
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Rachel Leah Cook Shows Off Her Cleavage
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Some Tits at the Bar Drinkin’
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Bridget Marquardt Gallery
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How to Escape from Handcuffs the Next Time You Get Arrested for Being a Peeping Tom
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The Upskirt Test
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Lohan’s Leggings Collection With Built in Knee Pads
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It’s Friday, Find a Girl to Fuck
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The People of Burma Can Sleep Well Knowing That Kim Kardashians Ass if Behind Them
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Sluts doing Slutty Things You Tell Them To Do
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An Amazing Japanese Gameshow Where You’re Not Allowed to Laugh or you Get Paddled
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Hugh Hefner Wants Miley in Playboy
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Oh, and So is Mark Ronson
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Latoya Jackson is All Kind of Sexy, and by Sexy I Mean She Looks Like She Got Hit in the Face With a Bat
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Paris Hilton is Made of Wax, and Wants to Get Married
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Whitney Verses Britney!
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Topless Beach Hotties
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Lesbians in the Sun
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Enough Porn to Keep You Busy Until God Knows When
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Julia is a Webcam Slut
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Slut Give Birth to 14 Inch Dildo
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Some Hot Brunette That is Good At Being Hott
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Ahhhhh Cindy Crawford
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A Nice Collection of Booty to End the Week Off Proper
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Celeb Nip Slip Collection
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Nicole Graves Body Painting Session
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The Best Thing to Help You Find Sex, Next to Alcohol
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Lohan is a Cry Baby
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Paris Spreads Her Herpes All Ove GQ Russia
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Hayden Panty Airs is Still Banging That Cradle Robber
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Christina Milian Looking Good at Some Event that Doesn’t Matter
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And Now, a Trailer for the Best Movie Ever
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An Amazing Product from Japan Which is Only Outshone By It’s Amazing Commercial
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Petra Nemcova Legs in Vancouver
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Some Dude’s List of 100 Hot Asses
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Top 10 Superhero Topless Scenes
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Things I Did Last Night
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Some Indian Actress’s Nipple
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Israeli Flag Body Painted on Some Slut
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Some Hot Aussie Named Masha Lund in Ralph Magazine
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Some Dude Pops 23 Collars
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Top 10 Signs Your Mom is a Cougar
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Girl Posing In Her Underwear
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Some Party Slut Gets Naked
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Some Topless Asian
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Some Naked in Public Nude
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