The only thing better than old ladies, is naked old ladies. I do not have an old lady fetish, thinking about their used up cunts doesn’t get me off, but the simple fact is that pussy is pussy and even if a woman is old enough to be your grandma, I don’t feel like I am in the position to discriminate. If I am at the old folks home changing bed pans and shit, and a bitch is like “stick it in my cooter” on they have old lady terms for cooter like “English Muffin” or “Werther’s Original”, who am I do say no. I am not a philanthropist, and I don’t do charitable things, but if I get to cum, then it’s not really charity, and we are all fucking winners, and ever since I was a kid, I always liked winning.

Point of the story is, old ladies let you cum inside of them, and although it may be dry and unpleasant, bitch can’t get pregnant. The home’s usually frown upon that shit, and fire and drunken mexican for crossing the line, but I think they are just jealous that I’m the one getting pussy. That was my post, how’d you like it. Asshole.

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