People make me laugh, they sit at home, because they don’t have the luxury of having any motivation in their lives or social skills. A serious computer addiction and virgin status make them scared of the world, so they sit at home and surf porn, pay for web models to get naked for them, jerk off more than twice a day and yell at their mom’s when they are asked to bring out the garbage or to get a outside for some fresh air. It’s the life the internet has created for these losers. I am glad that internet hasn’t done that to me, drinking has and my mom doesn’t shit on me about being a loser, she’s dead.

Anyway- the point of all this is to say that some motherfucker is watching TV and sees a partial nude shot, even for just a split second, and next thing you know he’s pausing and zoomin on his DVD player to get a closer look so he can bust a nut to his favorite celeb nude scene. You know, pretending the bitch is in the room with him or some shit.

Lucky for us one of these losers actually took a screencap, and this is what they got of some bitch named Sarah Foster that no one’s ever heard about. I want you all to know that losers everywhere who fell in love with her on her Crossing Jordan episode have jerked off to this shit, thus making it the Celeb Nude Scan of the Day.

Real pussy can be hard to find, jerking off to blurry pics will always be there. I remember when I was too poor to buy or rent porn, have the internet, or meet bitches. I’d sit at home all day drinking and watching scrambled porn. I would probably jerk off twice a night to that shit, so your blurry masturbation material isn’t all that bad. I ain’t judging.

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