I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

10

Nov

I am – Nikki Sanderson's Photographer

I don’t watch TV, and when I do, it’s rarely shitty British crap that stars bitches who look like donkies, although I really have a thing for donkies, they are my national animal, part of who I am. Without the Donkey, whore’s in Tijuana would be getting fucked by dogs and ponies and shit just doesn’t have the same impact. When you go to Mexico, You want a Tijuana Donkey Show it’s just that fucking simple. How do you like the mis-use of capital letters in this post. I do it for all you uptight english professors who read this site. Stop reading books and lusting over your students, that shit will get you in trouble. I guess the point of this is to say, if I was a photographer, I’d hide in the sewer and under staircases, and balconies, cuz I have decided the ass shot, from the bottom up is my new favorite look for a woman.

Once I ran to you, now I run from you?

Go to TaxiDriver, dude’s site is tighter than any pussy you will get, I know – not saying much. Fuck you.

Via TaxiDriver

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