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2007

01

Feb

I am – Denise Richards Bikini Pics of the Day

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There’s something funny about seeing a girl you used to bang yourself to everynight before going to sleep, you know playing that threesome scene from the one movie she was in over and over again but only finding yourself really getting into your jerk off session when Kevin Bacon showed you his dick. It’s your gym locker room fantasy, behind closed doors no one is judging you, so wondering if you’re a queer is a waste of your time, you obviously are one.

Reality is she looks hot from the front. She’s had 2 kids and Charlie Sheen’s STDs and she’s still rockin a tight body and she’s probably 40. The problem with double kids besides the obvious vaginal wound is that her ass will never get the bounce that it once had back. Lookin at it reminds me of the time I slept with a senior citizen. That may sound gross but it was probably the best 2 years of my life, non stop baked goods, blowjobs and visits with the grandkids….

Either way, here are those pics.

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