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2007

16

Jul

I am – Diane Kruger Naked of the Day

Diane Kruger Naked

This is Diane Kruger, German actress famous for playing Helen in “Troy” and also for being in “National Treasure,” which is for some godforsaken reason filming a sequel in London right now. She kind of looks like a pin-up for the Hitler Youth in these pix, well, being German and all.

I used to get her confused with Sienna Miller in 2004, but then Miller shacked up with Jude Law, got traded in for the Nanny, making herself a name. I don’t know when these were taken, but Diane Kruger is naked, so have fun jerking off to Helen of Troy.

About a year ago, I had one of those experiences where I felt like fucking Helen of Troy for 20 minutes when I scored the hottest guy in an exclusive new bar. I stalked and slithered up to him, we sealed the deal on the dance floor. I was looking for love in all the wrong places, but this felt right, because it was raining like crazy as we ran off to his apartment, like something out of a Doris Day movie. All wet, we strolled into his marble floored building, then got down to business. As he spent ONE minute releasing his load, i wondered why there was only a bed and lamp in the huge apartment. Finally he rolled off me and bolted for the shower. Like, what? I don’t have ‘ex-hooker’ tatooted on my vulva and I don’t have any diseases (miraculously) and the trojan was involved, so what was that about? As he scrubbed himself down, I dressed myself, unsatisfied (because, come on, 1 minute, even Jesus at the end of his prime was better than that). As I pulled on my wet jeans, i put two and two together… like probably this wasn’t his apartment, and he was the broker or something, and had OCD about cleanliness, becuase when i was a hooker, I was all about perfect hygeine, and still am.

That manwhore left me feeling dirty and used because this time it wasn’t for survival or pay, it was for the moment, and asswipe treated me like a dumpster slut. I bet Diane Kruger has never been treated as if “ex-hooker” was tatooted across her forehead, but i bet Sienna Miller has. though.

Obediently yours,

Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)


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13 Responses

  1. matt says:

    i think you are the hottest celeb on the planet

  2. matt says:

    and i would marey you if i got the chance

  3. matt says:

    i would bone you in the ass even if you were my own sister

  4. king2305 says:

    yah, if i see you in the US or if i got the chance to see you, i would asked you to kiss me.

  5. Henrik says:

    “matt Says:

    May 24th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
    i would bone you in the ass even if you were my own sister”

    ARE YOU FROM KENTUCKY?

  6. Louie Holmes says:

    Jude Law is so damn handsome, every man wishes to be like him.`’:

  7. Jude Law is so damn handsome, every man wishes to be like him.’~;

  8. Daniel Davis says:

    Jude Law is so damn handsome, every man wishes to be like him.*”"

  9. Kalas says:

    cool picsxxx

  10. Jude Law would be more suitable in roles where he is a woman seducer’*”

  11. What can I say. I do like the sight of Gold, specially gold coins such as Ameican gold eagle but also Australian Lunar goldcoins espcecially Year of the Snake and dont forget Canadian Maple Leaf and Gold Nugget from Australia

  12. What can I say. I do like the sight of Gold, specially gold coins such as Ameican gold eagle but also Australian Lunar goldcoins espcecially Year of the Snake and dont forget Canadian Maple Leaf and Gold Nugget from Australia

  13. well, Jude Law is really a very handsome guy, i would love to marry someone like him ;,,

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