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2008

20

May

Jenny McCarthy is a Hot Man of the Day

Jenny McCarthy has never been hot in my world, but then again, my world is a scary place and girls who were in Playboy don’t exist in it, but when I look at her now, I feel like she’d fit in nicely amongst the trannies I roll by and want to befriend because I am fascinated in their big hair, bad make-up, fake tits and penis, not in a sexual way, I am not creepy like that, despite knowing that tranny porn is watched mostly by straight dudes who think it’s less gay to watch a chick with a dick bang a chick than watch a dude bang a chick, because at least the dick’s got a hot set of fake tits, but I find it a little too unnatural to be down with. I do know that someone who has done that to themselves is probably a lot of fun to hang with because they obviously don’t give a fuck about what other people think about them.

The point of all that was to say that Jenny McCarthy may have big tits, she may live a life as a girl but until I see a spread out pussy, I am calling dude on this shit. Her freaky face is just too much like one of my homeboys than one that comes stock with a vagina.

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10 Responses

  1. pedro says:

    man, if you wouldn’t do that, you are the one who is gay

  2. whotookmystapler says:

    Hard to believe she was a Playboy Playmate.

    Chopping her hair’s taken every last vestige of feminine-ism away.

  3. marshall says:

    I never knew that she was a man…ha ha ha… i prefer her always see her nude another EVE in the bible…Hot Babe…

  4. Slick says:

    It’s official! The guy that runs this site is a homosexual….”not that there’s anything wrong with that”.

  5. bob cobb says:

    don’t really care for the hairdo, but suckin on those titties would be much fun

  6. Who Cares says:

    God she has always been so fucking ugly.

  7. Danny says:

    whatever…

  8. Fecal_Peanut says:

    What’s more disturbing, is that she’s fucking Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

  9. Codeye says:

    Put the dick back in your mouth and shut the fuck up. The only pussy you have seen is in your own mirror.

  10. Thom says:

    Geez! What a jerk! I love the “feminine experts” who often write the articles concerning great looking women. Where in the hell do they get off thinking they know anything about the women whom they write about. McCarthy is just fine. She’s passed through that stupid age (until you’re about about 30 or 35) and doing just fine!!

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