Paris Hilton is reportedly single because I guess the rich rockstar she was dating doesn’t have to follow the herpes life sentence rule the rest of us follow and that is that when you land the shit, you stay locked down to the bitch who gave it to you, or the bitch you gave it to 6-8 weeks after a wild night raw doggin’ a stripper and polluting your girlfriend of the time who you cheated on, even though sex with strippers is never considered cheating where I am from, it’s just buying yourself something that feels good like when a girl goes to the salon to get her hair and nails done.

So Paris is back to her old ways, wearing annoying stripper like outfits that have her name printed on them, like some kind of reminder of what we are dealing with because I guess she doesn’t realize that no matter how hard we try to forget her, we just can’t seem to pull it off because her annoying face always manages to surface because the media still loves her and so do you.

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