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So Sienna Miller and her homewrecking self was out on a yacht in a bikini the other day. I know she’s usually a little more liberal about her tits and lets them out every chance she gets but even the oldest, sloppiest and digusting nudist has to put their pants on sometimes. I am not really feelin the whole Sienna Miller thing right now, I went through a phase where I liked her skinny, cokeslut, partying ways because she looked like she took loads on her face, didn’t shower and didn’t believe in condoms, but like everything, good things come to an end and I am bored of her.

What I am not bored of is the life of luxury she’s livin’ and have decided that I want the same kind of lifestyle and just haven’t figured out how to pull it off, but I guess like anything, it’s best to start with an attitude. Just the other day, a woman was raising money or Filipino kids and was standing outside a pharmacy asking for anything I could give. You know, trying to make me feel guilty by showing me a picture of some starving kid who looked like it had a better lifestyle than me, so I told her that I don’t mind helping out because it feels like I am investing in my future house keeper. She didn’t laugh, but I still gave her a dollar so I feel it was my right to be an asshole. It was like I paid for the opportunity to be an asshole. So if you don’t want to deal with pricks, don’t approach random homeless lookin people asking for money for a stupid cause.

Either way, I save lives and Sienna Miller wears bikinis on yachts and here are the pics.

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