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2009

20

Nov

Pirelli Calendar Launch Party of the Day

It seems weird to launch a topless calendar that has a reputation of being the only calendar worth having even in an era when calendars are obsolete without having topless chicks, but Terry Richardson was there because he shot the shit and he’s the leader in hipster photography that pretty much borders pornography but instead of seducing drunk hipster chicks to get naked in his loft after doing coke and drinking in a dive bar all night, he’s getting paid millions to take this shit of models looking like the slummy bitches he picks up in bars and does coke with all night. He is the reason for American Apparel ads because they ripped him off and I”m sure some of you jerk off to girls who look like they smell and have big bushes so you probably like him and let’s just hope his Pirelli shit is substantially less boring than their party.

Here are some pics of the Pirelli Calendar…….

Follow this link to see some of the Behind the Scenes Pics that were Released in June
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Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Launch Party|Models|Pirelli Canlendar|Terry Richardson

2009

19

Nov

Rihanna’s 40 Minute Launch Party Concert of the Day

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I hate Rihanna. I hate everything about her. I hate her success story about being a small Island girl who made it in America because there is nothing small Island girl about her. She’s loud, she got an ego, she’s high maintenance, I hRihanna, Launch Party, Concert
Rihanna’s 40 Minute Launch Party Concert of the Day

I hate Rihanna. I hate everything about her. I hate her success story about being a small Island girl who made it in America because there is nothing small Island girl about her. She’s loud, she got an ego, she’s high maintenance, I hear she treats the Bajans like they are below her when she goes back home, despite that she was considered poor compared to everyone else when she living there, before sucking off some record exec when she was 14 and threatened to ruin his life if he didn’t give her a record deal. I hate that she doesn’t remember where she’s from and I sure as fuck hope something happens where she ends up having to crawl home with her tail between her legs, cuz she’s a fuckin dog.

This is her launch party for a new album I hope bombs, but won’t cuz you assholes buy her shit and don’t realize Chris Brown had it right, he just didn’t have the balls to go all the way and rip her cunt throat out so that we don’t have to listen to her anymore….ear she treats the Bajans like they are below her when she goes back home, despite that she was considered poor compared to everyone else when she living there, before sucking off some record exec when she was 14 and threatened to ruin his life if he didn’t give her a record deal. I hate that she doesn’t remember where she’s from and I sure as fuck hope something happens where she ends up having to crawl home with her tail between her legs, cuz she’s a fuckin dog.

This is her launch party for a new album I hope bombs, but won’t cuz you assholes buy her shit and don’t realize Chris Brown had it right, he just didn’t have the balls to go all the way and rip her cunt throat out so that we don’t have to listen to her anymore….

Posted in:Concert|Launch Party|Rihanna

2008

25

Aug

Paris Hilton’s Dressed Like a Cheap Stripper for a Launch Party of the Day

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Paris Hilton is reportedly single because I guess the rich rockstar she was dating doesn’t have to follow the herpes life sentence rule the rest of us follow and that is that when you land the shit, you stay locked down to the bitch who gave it to you, or the bitch you gave it to 6-8 weeks after a wild night raw doggin’ a stripper and polluting your girlfriend of the time who you cheated on, even though sex with strippers is never considered cheating where I am from, it’s just buying yourself something that feels good like when a girl goes to the salon to get her hair and nails done.

So Paris is back to her old ways, wearing annoying stripper like outfits that have her name printed on them, like some kind of reminder of what we are dealing with because I guess she doesn’t realize that no matter how hard we try to forget her, we just can’t seem to pull it off because her annoying face always manages to surface because the media still loves her and so do you.