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2009

28

Jan

Jade Goody’s Weightloss Plan of the Day

I don’t know all that much about Big Brother because I don’t watch TV and I know a hell of a lot less about British Big Brother, but this Jade Goody girl was on the show and caused some controversy that lead to some more work for her and is pretty much a reality star living the dream, I mean except for the whole cancer part.

I did a little search on the site and found out that I posted Jade Goody’s Nipples before. She used to be pretty fucking fat and now that she has terminal cervical cancer, with a 40 percent chance of survival, she seems to be slimming out a bit.

Now I am not a doctor, but last time I checked, cervical cancer was straight from HPV. Where was Gardasil whenshe started raw doggin’men with warts on their dicks. I know it’s no laughing matter, she’s had a hysterectomy, which means no babies and fucked up hormones, leading to her essentially turning into a dude, but thankfully for any man out there, that means no condoms or fear of her getting attached after getting knocked up, refusing that abortion she always promised she’d get if ever you accidentally knocked her up, not that you’d want to do the whole no condom thing with her, you know with that whole HPV business, not that guys care, I know at least 10 dudes who have told me they’ve banged girls with HPV or early stages of vagina cancer, so I don’t think this will really be a set back for her, I mean other than the whole cancer thing….

I do wish her the best and I hope for survival and I am posting this because it is a heartwarming day for her as she greets her boyfriend from Big Brother who is just being released from prison after being sentenced to 18 months after beating a 16 year old with a golf club. These reality stars always keep it fuckin’ classy. I am not posting this for those of you who get off the Chemo/Cancer patients. Keep it in your pants you sick fucks getting off to sick people…it is not very appropriate.

Posted in:Cancer|Jade Goody

3 Responses

  1. Expletive Big Man Politics says:

    Cancer can be cured, but, the fuckers with the money preferred to go to Iraq and kill more fucking people in four years than those that died/was murdered under Saddam in 25 years, go figure. Not to mention billions of potential treatment money being lost on a fucking plane which fell under the jurisdiction of Haliburton and co, landed in Iraq and mysteriously went poof.

    And they call Bahamians Swindlers—Fuckers!

  2. Shaun says:

    She’s trying to reduce weight by getting rid of hair? LOL

  3. Leon Murray says:

    my sister got HPV last month and it was hard to treat and also the medications are expensive`’;

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