Not that you care, but Chris Brown is appearing in court today for the two charges that are up against him, despite him and Rihanna being back together because she’s a fucking idiot and a fucking stereotype abused girl and the whole thing bores me, but figured you’d like to know what got her beat up.
So here’s the breakdown of what got Rihanna Beat the Fuck Down…
After Rihanna read a text message on Brown’s phone from a woman, he tried to force Rihanna out of the car, but couldn’t because she was wearing her seatbelt.
Brown then allegedly slammed Rihanna’s head against her window, and when Rihanna turned to face him, he punched her.
The notes said blood spattered on Rihanna’s clothing and the interior of the Lamborghini.
Rihanna also called her assistant, according to FOX 11, leaving a message saying, “I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.”
Brown then reportedly replied, “You just did the stupidest thing ever. I’m going to kill you,” and proceeded to punch and bite Rihanna. He allegedly put her in a headlock so long that she almost lost consciousness.
To See Some Pictures of the Lamborghini
TMZ has a live feed from the courthouse, it’s boring shit, but I know about it you should too, and rumor has it that he’s going to get shot. So tune in, unless I am late on this an it is already over…but I still need livefeeds in my life…
UPDATE – Chris Brown isn’t Letting Rihanna Talk to her Family, He Owns Her….Read an Interview With Her Dad….