Lindsay Lohan is still in Hawaii and she’s keeping me on my toes. It’s like I don’t know what bathing suit she’s going to hit the beach with, it’s like will she wear the bikini, will she wear the one-piece, will she wear the microbikini, will she go topless, will she get caught skinny dipping, I just know she’s gonna be caught on camera as long as she’s there. I figure she likes it, because if she didn’t, she’d be vacationing in Southeast Asia, or somewhere removed where the people have no idea who she is, because despite this whole internet thing, I’m convinced there are places where there are no paparazzi, like in my shithole apartment, I mean if she’s lookin’ for a safe haven when she gets into Montreal this weekend, no one will think to look here.
On a side note, I’ve been getting email after email about how Lohan is going to be in Montreal. I am being asked if I am going to try to sneak into the event and get some exclusive content, because Lohan in Montreal is seemingly a huge deal. I’m not really planning on it, but she is in the same venue as my Paris Hilton hustle….
So you never know what will happen, but assume nothing, because I hate crowds and I am lazy, have no hook-ups and don’t really care. But the event is going to be fucking nuts. Perez Hilton wrote about it and all the little girlies around town are out buying their Lohan dresses hoping to be her new pussy. It is all too weird to me. I think I’m going to go bowling instead.
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I hope lindsay lohan gets the flu and dies. She could a ‘legend’ like Marilyn Monroe.
She has been fucking a pig, no doubt it did more than jiz in her snatch.
I hope there is a video of it happening though, I would love to see her gasping out her final breath, while sucking on a cigarette and a tab in her other hand.
Roberto would like to lubricate this crack whores throat with his love juice. And please don’t feed the whore. TOO FAT! When Roberto pimps her out on Miami beach for free drugs he will not permit the whore to eat.
Please crack whore, say “Yes To Crack”,”No to Food”! “Yes to Smack”, “No to anything with calories”! Roberto insist on his whores be less then 85lb’s.
Fucking lowlife bitch….LOL! I wouldn’t fuck her with Roberto’s dick. I wonder how much the magazines are paying her to “pose” for their phtographers. You know it’s all planned. I bet they paid for that assholes trip to Hawaii. She can’t even act anymore and she actually thinks she’s a legend……..give me a fucking break. Someone please off this bitch!!!!
….And also while your at it, please off her little skank sister too!! That little bitch is another one who i just can’t stand! The whole fucking family should just be vaporized.