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2009

05

Nov

Mariah Carey Is Too Fat to Not Be Wearing Pants of the Day

Mariah Carey went out wearing some one-piece bullshit that no fat girl should ever be wearing unless it is to mock herself or humiliate herself in hopes the emotional trauma will lead her to a better place and re-think that late night box of cookies or some shit, you know so everytime a piece of cake is dropped in front of her, memories of the day she walked out in public with her gunt exposed comes flashing back making her put the fuckin’ fork down.

So I can only assume, Mariah Carey did this for that reason, you know as some new age weight loss program and not because she’s delusional from all the anti-depressant meds and a younger dude who always had a crush on her deciding to marry her as part of his comedy acts has some ill affects when it comes to giving her more confidence than she deserves, but to rock this takes more than just confidence, this is on some clinically insane shit.

Unfortunately, as a motherfucker with no standards, I have pretty much no real problem with this, cuz when a piece of clothing touches pussy, ass and tits at the same time, it’s got pure skill and is something I bow down to with respect. For real.

Here are the miserable pics…

It turns out that this is for her new music video and we all know that bitch has the 50 pound weight loss in post production clause in her contract so at least we won’t have to relive these pictures, we’ll just get won over by movie magic and I’m okay with that as long as it means I can avoid seeing this shit…..That said here are a bunch more pictures that just came out because I’m not about to post another post on this shit, if anything I wish I didn’t even have to write one…..

Pics via Fame
Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fat|Mariah Carey|One Piece

11 Responses

  1. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    Can you imagine that bag of flab bouncing off your belly as you are doing her, or if she was on all fours and her belly swings and brushes against the bed?

    Yikes. I would have to concentrate on her fun bags, where it is ok to be a porker.

  2. roy says:

    For gods sake, stop dressing like a teen. you’re aging, go with it. and please keep the back fat rolls covered!

  3. jeez says:

    or just lay off they pie.

  4. drunken pig says:

    That pussy has more milage on it then my 89 Ford!!

  5. Bob Smith says:

    Pretty chunky.

    But on the plus side, if she’s up for fun, she’ll let you grease her up and you can do wrestling.

  6. Amber_Taylor says:

    It’s like porn for whales…

  7. drunken pig says:

    I lust you sweet Amber!!

  8. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    Roll that cow in flour, and fuck the wet spot. It might just be a roll of fat, but in the end, who cares?

  9. michael says:

    yall are crazy.. i would bang her in a minute.. you guys act like you are picking up 22yr olds with tight bodies. I don’t want a woman built like a 12 year old boy. Nothing wrong with a little meat on the bones!

  10. Dumbshit banker says:

    yeah, you do realize a lot of people actually LIKE thick legs. Not everyone likes anorexic chicken leg bitches. I prefer women with curves. way more sexy. some of the comments on here are fuckin rediculous.

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