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2009

05

Nov

Katy Perry Tit for Some MTV Bullshit of the Day

I guess Russell Brand’s needle sharing AIDS hasn’t soaked into Katy Perry’s bloodstream yet, because she’s at this event all smiles and looking as shitty as usual, like she’s got know idea she’s about to go on the battle of her lifetime.

I guess the reason why the AIDS from needle sharing hasn’t taken over her life and spun her into a depression or rage, is because Russell Brand doesn’t have AIDS for sharing needles because he was never a heroin addict that he claims to be. That shit was a lie to get him publicity and it worked, the UK people bought into his bullshit and gave him a book deal, that led to a radio show and an MTV deal and America followed….

So the only hope I had in eliminating this Katy Perry is pretty much back in the hands of one of her crazed stalkers who I’m hoping stops thinking about kidnapping her and bringing her back to his cave in the backwoods, where he will marry her and make her have his babies, saving the rest of us from having to deal with her cunt face, until she plans her escape in 13 years and no one remembers who the fuck she is, and actually does it.

Pics via Fame

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