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2009

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Dec

Renee Zellweger is Ugly in Tight Pants of the Day

I don’t know why I am doing this to myself. I fucking hate Renee Zellweger. I make a serious effort to avoid every movie she is in because she looks like some kind of cartoon character or monster. She is disgusting looking and I am convinced that she is not human and that she either was designed (badly) or created in a lab (badly) to steal the soul of the people watching her in movies using her little freaky eyes…

Here she is getting an unhuman amount of coffee because she is unhuman and she did it wearing sunglasses because she doesn’t want the public catching onto her…let’s just hope she’s just a prototype, so when the government goes back to the drawing board to reissue this model, they fix her fuckin’ face and give her a fucking ass, unless I am wrong and just overtaken by the whole Avatar marketing blitz, and she’s not a robot or alien or monster but just fucking ugly, in which case, this post is only 98% truth and here are the picture proof…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Renee Zellweger|Ugly

2 Responses

  1. Drunken Pig says:

    Id wait till she got all jacked-up on the coffee…then let her ride me to oblivion!!

  2. Bob Smith says:

    Let me say that she’s not a bad looking girl, and she’s not a bad actress.

    But somewhere along the line her publicist convinced everyone she’s (a) beautiful (b) a great actress.

    She’s probably one of the most overrated people in hollywood.

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