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2010

15

Feb

Pam Anderson’s Tits in a Tube Dress of the Day

There’s always something funny about seeing a 40 year old dressed like a teenage girl in an inappropriate outfit she bought at American Apparel to wear to her high school dance to show off her newly grown tits. It’s like part of me wants to scream at her to give it the fuck up already, like I’ve done many times when the vintage, antique, expired strippers try to get me to get a lap dance from them so many time at discount stripclubs I go to, not to use stripping as another reference point, but it is a big part of my life…I mean I guess I could compare her to the sluts in the rich part of town who spend their husband’s money getting Yoga pussy in tight pants and tank tops who you see on the street, but that’s not as much fun cuz those women don’t give me the time of day, they just scowl and clench their purses, whereas strippers let me pay them to feel it….either way, Pam Anderson’s gotta retire before her hepatitis makes it too late….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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5 Responses

  1. HornyLohanWanker says:

    I want to get my hands on those two fun bags, I want to have two pine boards, a few bungee cords and some BBQ skewers when I do.

    She would learn new forms of begging.

  2. Danny says:

    All right, that’s enough. Tits or no, she’s a hag and a danger to mankind. No more free publicity for her.

  3. Bob Smith says:

    She used to be hot. There was a period of about 10 years.

    Barb Wire dude!

  4. Expletive:BMP says:

    She’s maturing nicely, tis a pity i’ll never get to sniff her knickers.

  5. cowbulls says:

    I say she gets a pass IF she would just go away quietly. She spread a lot of joy (and her legs) in her time and understood that she was to be used for sexual satisfaction over and over.

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