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2010

17

Mar

Heidi Klum Shows Off Her Freakishly Hot Mom Body of the Day

One of the miracles of modern times, like the shit people will look back on in 1000 years about our generation is Heidi Klum. This bitch gets ravaged by big black cock the way the Germans like it, with pain and feces and pumps out a small army of half breed kids, in efforts to detach herself with her aryan Nazi background, like a final fuck you to Hitler for tarnishing her people and proving that the stereotypes of Germans just aren’t true, but still manages to look like this…she must be genetically modified cuz it doesn’t make any sense…

I don’t know when these pictures were taken or why, I just know she’s showing off some tit and body that even if it is photoshopped, still looks fucking amazing…without even considering the fact that she’s damaged goods….and more moms need to start taking notes on this shit or something cuz more pussy needs to age this well…

I am convinced her beauty stems from her grandmother and mother being exposed to some freakish Nazi Germany initiative from their human DNA testing that lead to spiking the water system with chemicals that re-worked their genetics for some to win Olympic medals in Gymnastics and other to look this good…because I don’t know what’s going on here…but I know something is going on here. This is almost not human….and no matter how good it looks it is totally unnatural…

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  • Drunken PIG

    Don’t care..bitch does a GORILLA..’nuff said!!

  • cowbulls

    There’s not enough rubber in a 18 wheeler to make her safe.

  • wrecked ’em

    1. Drunken PIG Says:
    March 17th, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    Don’t care..bitch does a GORILLA..’nuff said!!
    2. cowbulls Says:
    March 18th, 2010 at 12:41 am

    There’s not enough rubber in a 18 wheeler to make her safe.

    Spoken like two white guys with freakishly small penises. I’d pump that shit, HARD, and pump it, like she was the last square yard of Texas land with oil in it!

  • Drunken Pig

    ^^Or untill your MOM come’s downstairs and catches you!!

  • k

    Real Germans consider Heidi low-class & find it disgusting her relationship w/Seal.

  • wrecked ’em

    @ Drunken Pig Says:
    March 18th, 2010 at 11:00 pm

    ^^Or untill your MOM come’s downstairs and catches you!!

    Don’t you mean, YOUR MOM. XD

  • nunya

    faggots

  • dUdE

    ^^said the non-fag ^^