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2010

14

Sep

Chelsea Handler Tits from an Early in her Career Sex Tape of the DAy

I’ve seen the Chelsea Handler show a few times, she’s kinda funny sometimes, at least she is for a few minutes before getting annoying as fuck…I generally don’t find funny bitches hot and Chelsea handler is definitely not hot…but she did shoot a sex tape when she was coming up, cuz that’s what whores desperate for fame do….

I know that most people on TV, have had to suck dick to get ahead. I know that it takes a lot of work, networking and hustle to get from being a useless waitress to hosting her own show. So this sex tape is hardly a surprise….I could tell she was a whore.

I know that she probably doesn’t care, cuz her shit worked out for her, she doesn’t wait tables anymore and this sex tape is probably going to propel her to another level….

Unfortunately, RadarOnline is Sucking Egotastic dick and gave him the exclusive. I have had serious hatred for Egotastic over the years because it was my URL that I let some virgin loser web programmer register for me back when I didn’t know how to use a computer….6 months after I started this site, the motherfucker released that site, used his geek virgin nerd skills, stole my content and pictures, and got linked everywhere, cuz my site was too smutty. He ended up making millions off the shit, when he sold it to Buzz Media, while I still live in the same shithole apartment returning cans to buy beer, like the loser I fucking am, making everytime I visit that site a reminder how I fucked up and how I got fucked over, and how I could be living the good life in private islands if only I was a virgin loser…

But since that cocksucker doesn’t own the shit anymore, I’ve decided to steal their tagged pictures, cuz there are tits in them….

I don’t even know if this is actually her…

To Watch a clip from her sex tape of her practicing her shitty, obvious, boring stand-up,that didn’t get her famous cuz she had to suck dick to get there….Follow this link
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6 Responses

  1. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    Looks like her and my cock can’t tell the difference, so who cares?

    She is a hot jew-ess, I would fuck her raw.

  2. Die Cunt says:

    dude, FUCK buzz media and every single one of their sites. The entire network is recycled dribble passed from one site to the next, designed to get multiple hits off the same content. Their writers are complete shit, and basically just suck hollywood cock all day long. You bring the mean and the hate to the table with this site, you tell it like it is. You are killing it compared to the generic fuckholes at buzz media. Please don’t EVER sell your site to them. Everything they “acquire” they turn into generic TMZ type bullshit. Your site is a rare gem these days…..Please, Keep up the great work and fuck those cock gobblers at Buzz media. That shit is childrens play over there.

  3. Expletive:BMP says:

    Forgive my language but Expletive is suffering a ZEN moment.

    DIE CUNT is right you no good bean burrito fence jumping fat bastard. Your site helps me with the crazies when I’m too messed up to read the little books. Not that I won’t eventually, but this site helps me to be rid of the aggression the crazies releases daily. Where else can I say FAGGOT, or fuck you shit eaters or, YOUR MOTHER IS A NO GOOD FUCKING WHORE.

    That’s why I like you, you fucking immigrant who won’t help a fellow immigrant gain status in Canada, you selfish fuck—-but I like your work because you’re a bonafied loser like me, and nothing is sweeter than seeing a bonafied loser gaining some notice, even if it’s for a piece of shit site like this.

    I like chelsea because she’s grimey and dirty and gritty, and fucking losers like the women who take their virginity to be nasty and loving to spit and beat the living shit out of them. I thought Olivia Munn would work, but she’s a fucking poser man.

  4. Expletive:BMP says:

    see, even my grammer and lack of proof reading replicates your style, you fucking burrito.

  5. tanker58 says:

    so thats how ur ass got started lol

  6. Jame cane says:

    wow such hate.. by 13 year old basement dellars…

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