If you didn’t think that Chelsea Handler was a demented geriatric whore, who is actually pretty terrifying to look at, you probably will now.

She’s like the old ladies at the old folks home who can’t help but pull their tits out, or pull their vaginas out, like they’re some retarded child who doesn’t know how to control their impulses.

It could be tapping into their youthful days of being sexual and desirable, but unfortunately, they’re disgusting now, in both the way they look and the way they smell, and it’s awful when you have no choice but to fuck them, because it’s the humanitarian and philanthropic and right thing to do. They want it so bad, to deprive them of that is far worse than just leaving their to rot like their own families do, so you take it upon yourself to unzip and suck it up while they suck you up…

Anyway, old BOTOX handler over here has a pretty offensive clickbait strategy that involves skiing in a swimsuit, which people seem to think is great because they are freaks.

This one is sponsored by Gold Bond medicated powder, which we’ve all put on our balls at least once in our lives, but probably because it was in the cupboard because of some geriatric who bought the shit in the first place.

Handler is disgusting….with that face, those compression socks, disturbing…she should be arrested by the ski patrol for this shit.

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Chelsea Handler is a female comedian. I hate female comedians, I don’t find them funny, I find the desperate and confused because they’ve left a life of breeding and running their family, to tell contrived stories of embarrassing moments in sex, that may not even be true, but that they base their identity on….

That’s not to say girls haven’t made me laugh, or that girls haven’t laughed at my dick, it’s just to say comedy as a whole is depressing, throw in a middle aged childless comic who was actually celebrated, on TV and with fans that validate her and you’ve got real garbage…

There was a period of time she moved to Canada ski country and Canada was really excited about it. They are socialist retards who are drunk on maple syrup, not a serious group of people, just happy to be mentioned, even if the person mentioning them is a scumbag with shitty insensitive jokes, which normally offend them, but not when they are women….even white women…

Anyway, Handler went to LA to be an actor, she thought she was a hot chick, realized her sassy attitude would allow her to fuck her way to the top of comedy, since comics are sad pathetic nerds, and now we’re stuck with her.

She’s got a really aggressively filled face to go with her shitty aggressive humor, she’s celebrating her 70th birthday and figured showing her high testosterone abs and bolt on tits in the snow was the way to do it.

I can’t tell you why old ladies who work out like being in bikinis in the snow, but it’s a trend that you may jerk off to and why should my hate come between you and that….

I will never prevent you from jerking off to things I find disgusting….

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The real question that one must ask themselves when they come across Chelsea Handler, who was at one time extremely successful for her brand of cunty comedy, she even had a hit show that women everywhere loved almost as hard as they loved Sex and The City….

But yeah, the real question one must ask themselves is whether Handler using her fake tits in a bikini top as clickbait is her making a parody or a joke about girls who use their tits to get noticed, while using her tits to get noticed…you know sophisticated comedy….

OR…..

Does Handler actually think she’s hot, while her old and cummed on far too many times belly hangs out to off-set any level of hotness the tits would have.

It’s possible she thinks she’s hot due to loving herself and the success she’s had…you know you have to be a bit of a freak to be one of these famous people who think people care to begin with….

But I think it’s more of a joke she laughs about because she knows tits get hits….and hopefully ticket sales for her struggling tour that needs all the help it can get because she’s actually not nearly as good as she thinks she is in comedy…or in tits…

Either way…it happened…and despite showing tit to get noticed…she sucks….and her sucking is probably why she’s here showing tit to us today!

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Chelsea Handler may be a vile piece of shit, but she’s also promoting herself by using the body part where she actually produces her vile pieces of shit…just a different kind of vile pieces of shit, but from the same vile pieces of shit…which brings up a very important philosophical question and that is if a vile piece of shit takes a shit, is it’s a more pure and disgusting form of shit than if some pure and wonderful thing produced a shit, not that pure and wonderful women shit, that asshole’s just a second vagina for when they are on their period or something to lick on or stick your finger in when you’re looking for something to do with your hands…

Point of the story, Chelsea Handler is using her ass to promote things and she’s definitely A LOT too old for sexualizing herself, yet here she is doing it for clicks, because these people are all fucking mental….

But you’re also mental, and probaly want to handle her with your hands…wear her like a glove baby, wrist deep.

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Chelsea Handler may be old as shit, but that doesn’t stop her from producing some shitty clickbait with her literal joker face, that should get her banned from the hill and that would probably get anyone who isn’t a celebrity banned from the hill, but since she’s famous, the hill is just stoked she there producing content for them.

I have heard that she has a place at Whistler, so this may be in Canada where her weed smoking and cocktail drinking while carrying her dogs down the hill is seen as normal, but that face, that plastic face that looks like it was scared into paralysis, or maybe like it was cast and put onto a Disney animatronic, you know looking like she’s skiing a MACH speed so that her flappy ass skin pulls back so hard it makes this face make sense, but when you look at her gut and her weak skiing ability, you know that no MACH SPEED is being had….that face isn’t stuck to the top of the chairlift stretching with each turn as her body moves further and futher away from it….but instead, it’s just the product of over-mangling.

All this to say the dogs are cute, this should be seen as abuse, SHUT HER DOWN..

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I think Chelsea Handler is trying to shake her dried up uterus out of her, you know like dog with a rotted out tooth, just trying to gnaw the motherfucker out of his goddamn mouth because it’s causing pain, infection and his natural instinct is to remove it, or like a prostitute who just got a few condoms lost inside her, only realizing it months later when trying to track down the rancid smell, just jumping up and down in some kind of spastic panic hoping they fall out of her….

Only instead of condoms, it’s a uterus which probably served the same purpose as a condom all those years of her climbing the ranks of comedy legend status…meaning Chelsea’s barren spinster womb is basically a female condom she was born with and it’s starting to stink..

Point of the story, the shameless funny girl is half naked and disgustingly old.

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Chelsea Handler in her swimsuit, although an age appropriate swimsuit, since she’s old as shit and should keep that gunt, or APRON BELLY that normally comes with childbirth, something she skipped out on because she’s a self involved, career oriented cunt, stunted but will realize she made a huge mistake eventually…if she hasn’t already….since the whole purpose of being a woman is making babies…not doing it is some freakish shit that miserable women will try to defend, but we all know in their core they don’t mean it and the older they get and the dumpier they get in their body, realizing that they weren’t able to preserve their bodies, or their blown out pussies because instead of babies, they were taking cock to fill the void, which I guess had the same results on their limited elasticity thanks to aging…

What I am saying is that Chelsea Handler gamed the system into thinking she’s funny, by fucking the right comedic people, it’s an easy scene for a woman to break into and just talk fake sex stories about awkward thoughts while being eaten out for other women, relatable jokes you see…..

So in being old as shit, she’d be better if she had a kid, because it would at least justify her haggard body…if you know what I mean….

The kid is a good excuse, what’s you’re excuse NEVER GRANNY…but still lookin GRANNY…

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Chelsea Handler is a pretty desperate for attention comic, who probably only became a comic because she was a pretty desperate for attention actress, that no one was giving the good jobs to, so in an act of sadness, she went to the LA comedy clubs with her tits that she was willing to show off in the shitty early acting jobs she had, knowing the comedian bros wouldn’t be able to refuse her or not give her what she wants, because comedians, even rich ones are some of the biggest losers around…

You see, I’ve said it before, and I realize that I am a comedy snob or comedy hater, but the whole stand up thing is a scripted act, a whole practice a joke over and over in front of the mirror like a loser who is trying to be funny, rather than being organically funny, so they make their life and career around being the funny guy, only to tell the same jokes like a dude with dementia at the old folks home…

If they are lucky, they have a hook, like being a midget or a fat person or a tranny, so that they can make fun of their marginalized group for the normies to feel ok about laughing at the marginalized group without being cancelled…MAKE ANOTHER MIDGET JOKE MIDGET…..or MAKE ANOTHER FAT JOKE LOUIE ANDERSON….oh wait, he’s dead…but you know what I mean…

The people at the comedy show are there to laugh, so you have a captive audience ready to laugh when told to laugh, so it’s not anything like busting a joke to some miserable cop arrested you and getting a laugh out of him, or making a girl who hates you for hitting on her laugh with your charm…it’s less skillful than that…so overall, comics are fags, female comics are whores, and Handler with all her money all out of touch is in a one piece bathing suit, because she’s old but still trying to be relevant thanks to desperation…

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I don’t really understand Chelsea Handler’s cunty sense of humor, but I know that I’ve never found her funny. Maybe it’s because I’m not a catty and empty flacid white woman who connects to her relatable shit, but ultimately, I always thought she sucked and was happy to see her show cancel, even though they gave her a travel show to compensate for being dropped, which wasn’t renewed because clearly other people felt she sucked….and not just dudes who she literally sucked to get the career she had as a funny girl when the whole acting thing didn’t work out for her….

The problem is that CLEARLY Handler doesn’t think she sucks, she thinks she’s hilarious, an innovator, rich because of how important she is, and WORST of all, she thinks she’s hot…

Sure, she’s got fat tits, plastic surgery, blonde hair and in the 90s was probably a cute girl leaving her home down for that DREAMS of Hollywood, and sure she was hot enough to be the COMEDY STORE WHORE which opened doors thanks to powerful people hanging there and happy to get their dick sucked there…but she’s in her 50s, looks like shit and yet she keeps on producing salacious lewd content….

Whether it’s her tits out, her bikini, her ass, she’s fucking nasty, menopausal, boxy and if this is just some aging white woman comedy, which it probably is, I know I don’t fucking like it one bit….but it’s pretty fucking obvious that HANDLER thinks it’s amazing….so I post it to shame her by having you losers jerk off to her…

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Chelsea Handler is making some kind of fake news content around her tits, by calling them real even though I am pretty sure they’re fake tits, but if you say they aren’t then they aren’t. Who are you to question a woman, MISOGYNIST.

In this video where she’s holding her tits, she’s pushing some weird propaganda about encouraging men to get their balls clipped in a Vasectomy for birth control, which I guess is a better approach than pushing ABORTION, but still some weird feminist agenda that’s so distant from REAL LIFE, but that in their closed off world of celebrity, seems to be an ISSUE of the times…..that they need to get behind and promote…like the trans agenda…or really anything that involves sterilizing people.

She’s got the most aggressive filters and GLAM on yet she looks fucking hideous, so luckily for us she’s got her tits in her hands to distract us from whatever the fuck this bullshit is.

Not only does it push really weak jokes about how dudes don’t like using condoms with her nasty box, or that IUDs feel like MOUSE TRAPS on her HPV cervix….its’ ALSO scripted and ACTED OUT by someone who claims to be a professional….a pro….a high paid talent…yet it feels like it’s from a group of elderly women at the home working on a video workshop as one of their organized old person activities.

I still think her tits are fake and saying that there’s nothing wrong with fake tits, even though there is….because they cause inflammation, they perpetuate lies that fake tits are equal to natural big tits, and more importantly….they just fuel the insecurity these people who think men hate women yet try to appease men with their face filters Clearly have.

In conclusion, Handler is TRASH, her hand bra trash, her face trash and her performance in this video trash, her comedy trash, and if people are into this kind of thing, BLOCK and DELETE, they don’t matter in the world we want for ourselves…

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