Chelsea Handler pulled the big titty out…on some facetime with some dude…in some contrived tactic to show off her tit like the aspiring actor / sex worker she was before deciding to be a quirky bitchy talk show host everyone thought was funny – in an era when we were allowed to tease people for things….

I didn’t post the Chelsea Handler big titty being pulled out because I didn’t know it happened, there’s so much going on in the world, that is more important than a censored pic of some old weather woman’s tit.

Sure it’s a big tit, that’s how it got a TV show, it wouldn’t have got a TV show if it was a small tit….

Sure it’s dragging around like it’s sad knowing that it’s old…

But it’s still a tit being asked to be looked at…as if we are all orderlies at the old folks home and I think that alone makes it worth looking at…even if in the grand scheme of the world it matters at the most insignificant level…but that is a pretty big, full, fat tit…and that alone is worth wanting to suck on like a newborn baby who hasn’t eaten yet…

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Chelsea Handler wants to stay relevant as hard as she can – you know now that she doesn’t have a TV show on TV, even though she has a show on Netflix, while Netflix is the future….and what better way to do it than rope in some fat middle aged woman into taking a fan pic…with her tits out…because tits out, as any college girl on a bus to the big game will tell you, is a timeless tactic to get love, support, respect, an audience, friends, fans, date raped.

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Chelsea Handler proves that getting naked gets people to notice you. She’s like a toddler who has been told not to spread their feces all over the living room wall…spreading their feces all over the living room wall..because kids are coddled little assholes who have a me-mentality due to helicopter, high anxiety parents, who neglect them because they are too busy taking a fucking selfie…

Only she’s 100 years old, out of a show, or trying to promote her new show…just tapping into her early career where getting naked got her gigs, or paid her rent…you gotta do what you got to do…Maybe she is putting herself out there for the sake of content, you know sacrifice her dignity, knowing her body isn’t that offensive, but still sacrificing her dignity, putting it all out there to show us how raw and honest and old she is, or how fake her tits are…

I’m not into old chicks, you shouldn’t be either…but more importantly, I am not into abrasive cunts who are condescending for the sake of comedy, and who the people buy into, when they should shun her for the bully she is, especially when she’s not even hot…but rather angry she never made it as a real hollywood star, just someone whining or being rude to stars, because that’s all she can be…a critic..a naked critic…

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Chelsea Handler will attach herself to anything to get talked about. Her topless social media pics because I guess in her 50s, she feels like she’s still as hot as she was when she fucked producers for acting jobs that turned into comedy career and her own talk show…

She’ll sacrifice herself, her dignity and showcase her tits for bigger purpose, or her content or punchline of her joke, because she’s a bit of a joke…

But buying into Trump like he’s actually a threat or actually going to be the next president, when clearly he’s working for the democrats and trying to destroy the Republican party from the inside, is just the same cash grab the news are participating in….

I don’t hate any woman getting naked for empowerment, or in Handler’s case, to get attention to promote herself, especially when their fake tits are offensive old lady saggers that make me want to throw up, thanks to her vanity and self absorbed attitude that brings this type of bullshit…bullshit she can keep posting but I’m getting bored of her tits, they are uninteresting, and I’m ready for her to start sticking random objects into her asshole…

This is barely clever…but fit old lady in a thong…how could it be bad…

Here’s another one of her pics…for publicity…being ironic…but not really…

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Chelsea Handler loves showing off her tits…

I guess when you hit a certain age and the only redeeming thing about you, the one thing dudes who fuck you look at, is your tits, you might as well pull them out in a who gives the fuck way, bitch is grandma aged and has limited time to whore herself like she did to have a career in the first place.

I don’t find Chelsea Handler funny, she’s just bitchy and annoying and I am glad her career has gone to a place where she needs to pull out her tits to get talked about…

Maybe she feels like she’s made it, peaked, done all she needs to do and the paparazzi and blogs go crazy for tits, and she paid for those tits, so why not…get naked when you need a new way to offend people because your jokes suck.

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Cheslea Handler makes me laugh, not because she’s an aggressive Jewish comedian who moved to LA with an ego and willingness to make it in the entertainment industry, only to end up the bottom feeding insult comic, because it’s easy and she probably looked good enough for the right producer to listen, you know the kind of guy who found her rancid, razor tongues, annoying voiced bitch behavior hilarious – giving her her own show…that got canceled…

Which has let to her naked on social media, in her 40s, depsite being willing to be naked on TV in her 20s, when we wanted to see it. I guess that marketing has worked, because it draws attention to her instagram, and possibly pushes to her NETFLIX show, that I watched 3 minutes of before saying “fuck I hate this bitch”….

She’s got this “Get naked people will notice” marketing campaign down…spread that message to all..But what I really hate is that I’m into her ass…I think she’s got a great ass..and everything in my soul, brain, my spirit, my person wants me to hate it…but shit…it’s round and perky like her fake tits and if you just rip out her vocal chords, she’s worth a fuck..even though she’s old…and this is almost fucking with me, but the truth is I have no standards and would fuck a dead raccoon on the side of the road if it didn’t have maggots and my boner still worked…

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