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2015

04

Jun

Chelsea Handler Titty Flash of the DAy

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There are two ways to get a woman to show her tits…the first is by promising her a TV show of her own….and the second is taking that TV show away from her after she did it for many years…

I mean, that and attach a cause or charity to the whole thing so that she thinks she’s drawing attention to a real issue in her quest to stay relevant and talked about that works because the world likes menopausal tits…when they are fake and floating…

She may be the worst, but people love her comedy, even though I think her best joke, is this.

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2015

26

May

Chelsea Handler Tits Out in the Bahamas of the Day

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Chelsea Handler pulled out her tits in the Bahamas…because this is her thing…it is her way of getting people to listen to her comedy…or notice her now that she’s not on TV every night, because pulling out her tits is probably why she exists, why else would people give her work, especially when she was younger…but more importantly, pulling out her tits is pretty comical…probably her best joke ever…

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2015

29

Apr

Chelsea Handler in her Underwear of the Day

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Chelsea Handler clearly forgets that she’s 100 fucking years old and not the Chelsea Handler who first moved to Los Angeles because she was rated most likely to end up on TV in her High School, thanks to being the quirky slut, who made silly mean spirited jokes, while being hot enough to get passed around….a skill set she brought to Hollywood with her…only instead of every dude in her class…she turned to producers who finally got her a TV show…that she’s now lost…making her seem lost…in all her social media strategic moves that involve her being half naked…like this was a sugar baby party she once attended and was violated at … back when she was just starting out…

But she’s still in her underwear for the dudes and lesbians who feel that humor is the way to their heart and that humor with tits willing to be stared at…leads to good masturbation..

The whole thing is desperation, and normally I like desperation, when the desperation comes from really broke girls who never quite made it – not when it comes from trash that has already been on tv and is already more famous that it was ever supposed to be…

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2015

14

Apr

Chelsea Handler Bare Ass on Instagram of the Day

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People find Chelsea Handler funny….you know a mean spirited, bitter hag comedian making bitchy jokes…can be funny…shocking and get you noticed…

I find Chelsea Handler’s best joke the way she’s been handling not getting the job as David Letterman’s replacement…especially after she likely sucked Les Moonves off at least once…in her rise to fame…

I think these post her tits, post her ass, push the limits of Instagram rules like a “rebel” pretending to be a feminist…is desperation at its finest…because she has money now…

Where as when she was whoring out when launching her career as she worked as a waitress…was just standard…

What it comes down to is that it is just boring..it’s like spread that whore pussy already in private, we’ve already seen your tits…your ass is probably just as played out…post pussy…stop tip toeing on the line of appropriate…shocking…fucking five in you phoney bitch..

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2015

04

Mar

Chelsea Handler’s Latest Tit Pic of the Day

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I had enough of Chelsea Handler’s slut behavior when she finally landed a TV show from her Slut Behavior after whoring around hollywood for a decade prior to getting the show, before deciding to do the comedy route, making fun of everyone, as a hook to get an actual job…

So when her first tit pic for attention happened, I was done. I saw a porn she was in early in her career, when at her prime and saw all I needed to see..with what I assume is a blowjob queen based on her actual talent level…

But I still laughed to myself, as if it was her best joke, because it was…but this latest one is just boring..it’s like spread that whore pussy already, we’ve already seen your tits…it’s played out…post pussy…

Tits are hardly shocking..especially when they’ve been over exposed…step it up bitch. Try harder. That’s all I have to say about that.

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2015

26

Feb

Chelsea Handler Shoving her Tit in Whitney Cummings’ Face of the Day

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Chelsea Handler has been on the show her titty kick on social media hustle for a few months now. I guess he show ended, she didn’t get the Late Show on CBS she wanted, and has decided to revolt by polluting us all with her tits…in an era where girls can pretend they are standing fod a good cause of breast feeding in public, when really they are just publicly doing what they did with producers since they moved to Hollywood and tried to make it, before ending up a cunty talk show host…that she no longer is…

Point being, this is some breakdown weirdness, with nipples now starring Whitney Cummings, who is also on the same “slutty funny girl” program…bird of a feather fame whore together…or whatever…

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2015

13

Feb

Chelsea Handler’s Tits are Old and Boring of the DAy

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Chelsea Handler posting her tits is just boring as fuck. I guess it is the only way someone used to having a nightly audience can get the level of exposure that makes her feel relevant, and that’s showing her tits, that are likely fake tits, definitely old tits, that when she first started pulling them out in public, people noticed and were like – oh an old lady from TV is pulling out her tits…but then getting over it pretty quickly, because she’s an old lady pulling out her tits…but instead of it being a one time deal, it’s a weekly thing…over exposure that isn’t accomplishing much…but maybe giving a glimpse into the world of how she even created her career…you know with less sticking the right dicks inside her when she was semi-cute a bunch of decades ago…fresh faced and eager…

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2015

28

Jan

Chelsea Handler’s Latest Topless Stunt of the Day

Chelsea Handler’s take on World Peace is pretty obnoxious, not because I don’t like tits, but because I don’t like political tits crying for attention by using their tits, especially when they are pushing 60, and are ex-hookers, who don’t have a show, but did, thanks to fucking their way to a show a while ago….

I mean if she was 19 year old tits, shitting on two religions…referring to arabs as camels and jews as nipples on a whore…because she’s garbage – and trying…real fucking hard…

This is what she wrote…


A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can’t live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And, You don’t even have to be topless. L’chaim

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2014

29

Dec

Chelsea Handler Does Topless Attention Seeking of the Day

I like to think of this as Chelsea Handler being on some worldly expedition, like some kind of explorer, going to all corners of the world, now that she’s got all the time in the world…including but not limited to the the arctic…just hoping to find someone who cares.

She’s even taking off her shirt…to try to expedite the process…garbage.

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2014

09

Dec

Chelsea Handler’s Ass on Instagram of the Day

Chelsea Handler keeps on flashing her ass and tits – because she is no longer on TV and figures she can do whatever the fuck she wants – so why not make it little exhibitionist publicity stunts that involve her fake tits many people have already seen or her bare ass that is too old to really not be in a pair of SPANX, but that I guess she’s using to her advantage as some kind of comedic hook, or some bullshit…but I’m more into her rubbing her dirty cooch all over a park bench, and not because it’s unhygienic for her, I know her shit has seen some shit, but it’s unhygienic for the homeless guy who has to put his face on that later….

Her new name is Chelsea Handler – Dirtier than a Park Bench…

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