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2014

01

Dec

Chelsea Handler Ass Flash of the Day

Chelsea Handler has been flashing her ass and tits and all that other good stuff on social media…because she’s terribly desperate now that her show has been cancelled and she doesn’t know what to do with herself…because they changed execs and studio heads from the guys she used to fuck, to guys who want nothing to do with her old, weathered ass, so she’s doing it in a public forum, pretending there’s a reason for it, and luckily not too old for me to look, not that they are ever too old for me to look, even if sometimes they should be too old for me to look….like in this Chelsea Handler situation, but desperation turns me on…more than anything this slag has ever done…making it a good look to me..

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2014

25

Nov

Chelsea Handler Chillin’ With her Boombox of the Day

Here’s a little Chelsea Handler showing off her fake tits because it gets people talking about her in a time when she needs people talking about her…reverting back to her old tricks of trying to get people talking about her…back when she first started out…only to come across as old and desperate no matter what cause she’s attaching to herself….not that I ever complain when tits are brought out at any party….I encourage this behavior…and I guess I think this tit pic of Chelsea Handler is her best work, because she’s posing with an artifact from when showing her tits actually mattered…and when showing her tits was special…and people cared…you know straight 1989 motherfuckers…cuz this thing is OLD…even if her tits aren’t quite as old…

Either way, keep up the good comedy…

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2014

12

Nov

Chelsea Handler Copies Kim Kardashian Cuz She’s Thirsty of the Day

Chelsea Handler may be a 100 year old, out of work, entertainment host and comedian, but she is not too old to take a pic of her bare ass to try to mimic Kim Kardashian because she’s not very funny, interesting, original, or comedic…but instead, thirsty for all the attention she can get because her show was cancelled – and I’m all for all asses exposed always…because I am a pervert.

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2014

07

Nov

Chelsea Handler’s Topless on a Boat of the Day

Chelsea Handler loves pulling out her tits for her comedy, or for attention, or for something I call accepting that tits get attention, embracing it, and using it for your advantage now that you need all the attention you can get, and do it by attaching yourself to a charity or organization that is about women pulling their tits out, and become the hero of that on social media that bans this kind of thing, because social media are owned by stuffy corporations that don’t let us behave how we want, and I guess that’s the only thing good about her…because everything about her is evil…

Apparently, she got her show from fucking, so she knows tits get hits, and apparently she even has a sex tape, so the foundation of her popularity…is being liberal with her genitals and tits…

Either way, she’s going back to that nudist hustle, the whole I’m an exhibitionist…I put myself out there”… and I dig it. It’s her best work yet….too bad she’s 100 fucking years old.

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2014

31

Oct

Chelsea Handler’s Topless Again of the Day

She’s fallen off the rails…and I guess in a good way – because she’s getting naked consistently for attention.

I mean she’s protesting a fight I’ve been fighting for years, and that is that Nudity isn’t a big deal and the Christian run media needs to chill the fuck out…

People who look at tits, still buy beer, go to movies and wear clothing when they have to.

I’ve been slated a porn site that doesn’t make porn money because I am not a porn site all because I don’t edit nipples and never have in the last 10 years of doing this and never will for a advertising – because fuck them…

But the rest of the world are just hypocrites. Execs cheating on their wives with tranny hookers and all that good stuff, but don’t let their brands get seen next to tits…oh no…

I guess the only issue in all this is that Chelsea Handler has embraced her inner slut, that was never really a secret slut, as everyone knows being a slut is how she got on TV…only because it draws attention to her in this time of need…and her tits are fake so it’s not even like showing her own tits…but it still happened…and I guess I’m gonna pay attention…even though I really don’t care.

Oh and she made her titty pic a political and Feminist statement – if PUTIN can DO IT – So Can I…

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2014

16

Oct

Jason Biggs Peeing on Chelsea Handler’s Face of the Day

I don’t know how authentic this Jason Biggs peeing on Chelsea Handler vine is. It was posted by his wife and baby momma, Jenny, who I used to be internet friends with, and who is clearly a fame whore, while Jason Biggs and Chelsea Handler are clearly fame whores, just trying to make it, so it’s very possibly just a stupid stunt…because without cock there is no pee and even if it was pee – it’s hardly the worst thing she’s ever done, I mean how do you think she got famous in the first place…

This is all of their big break…well second big break…well..hoping it is their second big break…

Here she is talking about it/ seeding the viral story…

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2014

13

Oct

Chelsea Handler’s Tits All for her Comedy Show of the Day

Chelsea Handler loves pulling out her tits for her comedy, something that I guess she did to get a show in the first place, you know the foundation of her popularity…she has a sex tape – it’s a known thing…

Either way, she’s going back to now that nudist hustle as part of her comedy show – now that she doesn’t have a nightly show – in a whole “I don’t give a fuck, I’m an exhibitionist…I put myself out there”… and I dig it.

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2014

06

Oct

Chelsea Handler Titty Flash of the Day

Apparently Chelsea Handler posted this picture of her tit on twitter…I don’t know if it’s legit or not…I don’t even know which on in the pic is Chelsea Hander…

I would ask why? But, I know it is safe to say that the only reason anyone knows who this hack Chelsea Handler is, is because she was good at getting into this position…There’s a sex tape somewhere out there, some casting couch blow job shit, she’s a bottom feeder who reminds us all that being a whore means you can make it…as long as you can live with your vapid opportunist self…and you can after it worked out for you and everyone thinks you’re so funny….and amazing, except the network that cancelled your show – throwing you back into the wild of trying to find your way and navigate through life….showing your tit…

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2014

14

Aug

Chelsea Handler is Naked On Instagram of the Day

It amazes I get flagged when I post half naked babes, in bras and more covered up on instagram, and that 300 year old Chelsea Handler, who despite being a “funny” girl people relate to, who has to be a “funny” girl because she’s sucked so much dick to get to this point in her career.

Comedy is what happens when you don’t really have the looks, or sex appeal to warrant your slut to get ahead, but your vagina is enough to get the guys you need to fuck you to fuck you because guys are pigs and they will fuck anything, especially if it makes fun of itself and other people…making it almost entertaining…in it’s comedic sadness that would have possibly been better off killing itself off instead of actual talents…

Because Chelsea Handler naked…is offensive, not safe for anywhere and official smut that breaches all terms and conditions…

The good news is, I like anyone who gets naked anywhere…any time. Even Chelsea Handler…

To celebrate Chelsea Hander, here is the trailer for Wetlands that is going viral because it is based on a story about a girl who cut her asshole shaving and became obsessed with eating her asshole infection…

It is german and will make total sense…because this is what German is all about…I would have expected more shit…

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2013

27

Sep

Chelsea Handler in a Bikini of the Day

It is safe to say that the only reason anyone knows who this hack Chelsea Handler is, is because she was good at getting into this position…

There’s a sex tape somewhere out there, some casting couch blow job shit, she’s a bottom feeder who reminds us all that being a whore means you can make it…as long as you can live with your vapid opportunist self…which she can…but she should trying living with herself in a one-piece…

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