In case you didn’t know, there’s an election today….and every fucking celebrity idiot who is overpaid, far too successful for their level of talent, including but not limited to this Chelsea Handler trash, who was just a failed actress who realized she could seduce her way up the ranks via Comedy, like some Whitney Cummings, another Comedy groupie in LA, who knew that if you want to meet losers who have some clout, connections and can help make them exist in the entertainment industry, the single best place to be is the lame ass comedy club, because comics need to get laid…so as all these idiots bounce jokes of each other, trying to win the affection of the tits in the room, garbage women comics were created….and some have made 100s of millions of dollars…

In case you missed it, Chelsea Handler is one of those cunts who is totally unrelatable, trying to be relatable, or trying to influence the vote, she even got 50 CENTS to retract his TRUMP endorsement because her racist ass did a Black on Blonde mandingo fetish relationship with him, and the pussy was that good, I mean good enough to get her a TV show…she’s a pro people…

Her consistently being topless at 65 disturbs me, even if the tits are only 15 years old, because old ladies getting topless to get noticed is just sad….I mean any girl getting naked to get noticed is sad….you’re worth more than that, you know, but we are the misogynists for calling you a shameless desperate cunt reducing the value of women around the world with shitty jokes and getting topless to be heard, clearly, we’re not the fucking problem here….no one’s sexualizing Handler but her damn self…

But I guess when there’s toplessness, there’s me looking at it, so here’s toplessness that I’ll look at….but HATE because I don’t like celebs, their propaganda, the fact that they are out of touch in their insular communities of bullshit, yet think their opinion or experience reflects anything a NORMAL person lives…you elitist cunts.

Plus she’s gross…

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Chelsea Handler may be a cunt, her comedy may be mean spirited enough to get noticed, but really just her trying to pander to the celebrity world that she wanted to so badly be a part of by pretending she’s above it. I don’t remember ever finding her funny, interesting or compelling in any way….but then her show got cancelled and she got naked on instagram where she shows off what I assume are fake tits, because before she did the comedy route to get famous since it was an easy one as a girl, comedians are typically losers who can’t get laid so if an averagely hot girl strolls in, they all do all they can to elevate her career so that they can jerk off to her in their hotel room after a show and laugh about it until the MeToo movement makes them question the experience and try to get that toxic male cancelled…

Point being, Chelsea Handler has tits, they are not exposed like they normally are, but they are in an old lady bikini, while she rocks a helmet, with what could be a dumb as fuck caption I am not going to read, because I’m sticking with retard helmet, because I still use the word retard on internet, in conversation, I’m old and not going to change a good thing….but yeah…the retard helmet so she doesn’t brain damage herself while hitting her head against the wall or whatever else it is that retards do…

Weird bikini pics, sure, but tits.

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Chelsea Handler is out holding her fake tit for attention because like me, her comedy is shit and can’t carry itself, so it needs the tits to get people to notice, even if they aren’t paying attention.

I always found her a loud mouth cunt and her show was some weird condescending garbage I only watched once or twice, so maybe she’s some genius talent and the titty pics are less about attention and more about sharing with her fans because she does have fan.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, this bitch had an ego, thought she was going to be a big actor with her cheesy tits, a victim of thinking she’s hotter than she is…only to realize the only way to the top is through sucking comedian dick at the comedy clubs because comedians are some of the most socially awkward virginal fucks who can’t get laid, despite girls saying they look for humor in a guy, they mean they look for humor in a guy who has money.

ANYWAY, through manipulation tactics that are likely similar to this, she made it, and ow a millionaire, she can focus on her passion of exhibitionism despite being 50 fucking years old.

All this to say, you can’t hate on a whore for being a whore when it’s what she’s done for so long! I just prefer my whoring when it has more completion, more climatic moments…this is sort of the intro…where’s the gaping gangbang from a bunch of black dudes…figure it out you loose pussied trash.

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The verdict is that people hate Chelsea Handler posting her nudes but not for the nudes….

They hate that she’s a loud mouth cunt who is getting naked for attention….but still think she looks ok nude. Despite being 400 years old, I guess the demographic here is old dudes who have given up on life and don’t even bother jerking off to under 25 year olds because it’s far too much of a fantasy that it’s not even believable as a fantasy….so instead they turn to the MILF porn, the old lady porn….because at least they know there’s a shot that a body like that could one day end up on their dick.

It’s like they think her being nude takes away the purity of a nude and turns it into a monetization strategy taking away from the nude…because nudes are more than just the image, they are also the intention of the nude…and that can offset the jerk-off-ability to a nude…not that anyone jerks off to this shameless loudmouth, but they may.

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Chelsea Handler may think she knows what good clickbait is during COVID, but what she’s missing is that if we wanted to look at a nude bitch and books, to inspire a book club, or whatever else the likely coke whore from the 80s who was an aspiring actor who became a TV host because as it turns out comedy was easier to manipulate than legitimate acting….is promoting.

The fact of the matter is that there comes a time in every woman’s life where she becomes that bitch at the nudist beach who may be eager and keen to be naked as they are comfortable in their old weathered bodies….but that doesn’t mean anyone else is comfortable with it….

You know all those stereotypes nude beaches have, never the hot chicks, always the olds as shit….this is the at home embodiment of that.

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It’s 2020 and 300 year old Chelsea Handler is still getting naked for attention. It’s a tactic that I guess has worked for her since her show got cancelled. I find her an obnoxious cunt, both in her comedy and in the fact that she wants us to look at her old fucking body naked or half naked in this THONG underwear, when we have better pussy to spend our time staring at and not fucking…..

It’s one of those give a bitch who had enough of an ego to go to LA to live out her dreams, you know cuz she thought she was smart or funny or entertaining, without ever asking anyone if they agreed, only to manipulate her way onto TV, something that should never have happened, a social media account and she’ll do whatever low level thing she can to get seen, talked about or jerked off to.

If you are jerking off to her, you are sick….unless you’re into desperation and sadness…you know the kind of guy who jerks off to pics of girls they know have committed suicide from being so broken….not that this is suicide but this cunt might as well be dead.

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How many times is Chelsea Handler going to flash her tits on social media before she’s banned?

RID THE WORLD OF THIS SEX WORKER….who pretends she’s not a sex worker thanks to having a Netflix Series or an E! Takeshow.

If an actual sex worker posted something similar, or even more clothed, she’d be banned by that pervert Zuckerberg who has to distance himself from porn, despite all the sex, human trafficking, criminal shit being distributed on his irresponsible network he’s made a few too many billions of dollars off of thanks to the general public being idiots looking for instant gratification…

But when any celeb, Kardashian or model is naked on his shit..it’s all good….I report EVERY naked pic I see of “models” and “celebs”….not one has ever been removed…but the second you report one moral-less porn chick or cam girl – she’s out.

Now I am not a sex worker advocate – or here to fight the good fight for their rights…I am just saying it’s some inconsistent messaging, find a cohesive set of rules, and in the process delete Chelsea Handler cuz she’s gross.

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Chelsea Handler discovered a while ago, after her show got canned for sucking, that if you pull your tit out on instagram like a titty activist – the fans will come together and rejoice like it is some kind of horrible backwoods religious experience….some kind of painful and horrible sacrifice that only does one very irrelevant thing..and that is bring attention to Chelsea Handler that she thinks she deserves…almost useless, especially since she’s old and done, but I’ll always stare at a titty, fake or not, old or not, alive or not, relevant or not…and I wouldn’t even consider myself a tit guy….I’m just a girls getting naked in some capacity guy….and this is naked in some capacity…right.

Here is her newest tit pic..

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People used to find Chelsea Handler and her bitchy condescending comedy brilliant. It was an angle that I guess got her a TV show and made her a ton of money, before mean people were getting cancelled. Her anger stemmed from being a failed actress who did at least one “BLUE” movie, or softcare cheesy movie she got naked in, and never amounted to much more than that, but thanks to being in the LA rich dude scene, she was able to be that big personality a producer was like “let’s get on TV”….

If you weren’t into her humor then, it is because you didn’t really see the depths of her talents and ability, but I like to think this helps her really secure herself as a comedy icon…

I mean na titty flash next to a elderly cross walk..cuz she’s old….or maybe it’s a fuck old people and their cross walks…and aging…look at my tits…either way…hilarious….brilliant even….right? RIGHT? RIGHT?

I know…she is garbage, but her joke got something right and that is that she isn’t funny, but she’s got bolt on tits to divert from that, it is the whole point of bolt on tits, and that is why she likes to pull them out ALL the time…

Like why didn’t the titty flashing happen when she was on nightly TV, why does it always happen in times of desperation for eyeballs and relevance…tits man…thee back-up plan.

More Chelsea Handler nudity..

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I always found Chelsea Handler’s content mean spirited, rude, vulgar and unappealing….even though people say I am an asshole to celebrities and by default I should like other vulgar, rude and unattractive people….But then again, I appreciate mean spirited content when it is directed at celebrities, since they are the fucking worst
She seemed like a bitter bitch, just trying to be as nasty as possible because she couldn’t get a career as an actress and was forced to choose the route of ugly girls to get where she is…even with the tits…COMEDY.

It’s very easy for a woman to take over the Comic scene…cuz comics are all perverts who can’t get laid….losers really….that’s why Louis C.K. is jerking off on random comics….easy to manipulate.

I don’t mind that in her old age, Chelsea Handler loves showing off her big tits to get noticed, I mean it’s the only thing she does worth paying attention to, and the only thing most women do worth paying attention to.

Her tits are her whole act now…so here she is being “funny” with the titties….oh that wild comedian girl…exhibitionism….but where’s the clit….

This isn’t hot, but it happened….again.

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