I don’t like CHELSEA HANDLER ….

I didn’t like CHELSEA HANDLER when she figured out that she wasn’t going to make it as a comedic actress after fucking every producer at least once when she was back in her prime…so she did what all other failed actors, or aspiring actors, or fat and ugly chicks do, and that’s turn to comedy…to be the funny girl people laugh at, and in CHELSEA HANDLER case…she had fake tits and was more accessible in an era when people were more vain and didn’t support fat chicks…except maybe for Rosie O’Donnell, but I have no idea how that happened…

That said, she pulled a power play, a little too confident in her fan base, thinking she’d get on network TV after paying her dues, before realizing we live in a patriarchy and no one likes a condescending midget mocking twat…who makes fun of her guests like a bitch…her comedy was being a bitch..who wants to watch a bitch…being a bitch…I guess other bitches…but not me…fuck bitches like everyone has fucked Chelsea Handler..

So now out of work, she’s decided to expose herself and use her sexuality, like she did 20 years ago, to get noticed and loved…and the idea of her dirty, used up cunt, at 50 or however old she is, just doesn’t do it for me, especially when peppered with bad comedy…

I guess what I am trying to say is…she’s the fucking worst, and this desperation is something I would support if she was 20 and hot, but at this age, it is depressing….sad clown…bullshit…

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