Cheslea Handler makes me laugh, not because she’s an aggressive Jewish comedian who moved to LA with an ego and willingness to make it in the entertainment industry, only to end up the bottom feeding insult comic, because it’s easy and she probably looked good enough for the right producer to listen, you know the kind of guy who found her rancid, razor tongues, annoying voiced bitch behavior hilarious – giving her her own show…that got canceled…

Which has let to her naked on social media, in her 40s, depsite being willing to be naked on TV in her 20s, when we wanted to see it. I guess that marketing has worked, because it draws attention to her instagram, and possibly pushes to her NETFLIX show, that I watched 3 minutes of before saying “fuck I hate this bitch”….

She’s got this “Get naked people will notice” marketing campaign down…spread that message to all..But what I really hate is that I’m into her ass…I think she’s got a great ass..and everything in my soul, brain, my spirit, my person wants me to hate it…but shit…it’s round and perky like her fake tits and if you just rip out her vocal chords, she’s worth a fuck..even though she’s old…and this is almost fucking with me, but the truth is I have no standards and would fuck a dead raccoon on the side of the road if it didn’t have maggots and my boner still worked…

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