Chelsea Handler is a pretty desperate for attention comic, who probably only became a comic because she was a pretty desperate for attention actress, that no one was giving the good jobs to, so in an act of sadness, she went to the LA comedy clubs with her tits that she was willing to show off in the shitty early acting jobs she had, knowing the comedian bros wouldn’t be able to refuse her or not give her what she wants, because comedians, even rich ones are some of the biggest losers around…

You see, I’ve said it before, and I realize that I am a comedy snob or comedy hater, but the whole stand up thing is a scripted act, a whole practice a joke over and over in front of the mirror like a loser who is trying to be funny, rather than being organically funny, so they make their life and career around being the funny guy, only to tell the same jokes like a dude with dementia at the old folks home…

If they are lucky, they have a hook, like being a midget or a fat person or a tranny, so that they can make fun of their marginalized group for the normies to feel ok about laughing at the marginalized group without being cancelled…MAKE ANOTHER MIDGET JOKE MIDGET…..or MAKE ANOTHER FAT JOKE LOUIE ANDERSON….oh wait, he’s dead…but you know what I mean…

The people at the comedy show are there to laugh, so you have a captive audience ready to laugh when told to laugh, so it’s not anything like busting a joke to some miserable cop arrested you and getting a laugh out of him, or making a girl who hates you for hitting on her laugh with your charm…it’s less skillful than that…so overall, comics are fags, female comics are whores, and Handler with all her money all out of touch is in a one piece bathing suit, because she’s old but still trying to be relevant thanks to desperation…

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