If you didn’t think that Chelsea Handler was a demented geriatric whore, who is actually pretty terrifying to look at, you probably will now.

She’s like the old ladies at the old folks home who can’t help but pull their tits out, or pull their vaginas out, like they’re some retarded child who doesn’t know how to control their impulses.

It could be tapping into their youthful days of being sexual and desirable, but unfortunately, they’re disgusting now, in both the way they look and the way they smell, and it’s awful when you have no choice but to fuck them, because it’s the humanitarian and philanthropic and right thing to do. They want it so bad, to deprive them of that is far worse than just leaving their to rot like their own families do, so you take it upon yourself to unzip and suck it up while they suck you up…

Anyway, old BOTOX handler over here has a pretty offensive clickbait strategy that involves skiing in a swimsuit, which people seem to think is great because they are freaks.

This one is sponsored by Gold Bond medicated powder, which we’ve all put on our balls at least once in our lives, but probably because it was in the cupboard because of some geriatric who bought the shit in the first place.

Handler is disgusting….with that face, those compression socks, disturbing…she should be arrested by the ski patrol for this shit.

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