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2010

22

Nov

Linnea Pihl Tits for Costume of the Day

Here is some bitch with a crazy immigrant name modeling topless for some magazine or lingerie company I didn’t bother looking up called Costume.

The nice thing about models is that you never really know how old they are because modeling agencies usually keep their birthdays secret, and modeling agencies usually do most of their recruiting when a bitch is 14, meaning for all you know, these could be some 16 year old immigrant tits being shown off for fashion, cuz the immigrant wants to do whatever it takes to get ahead, you know to live a life away from the immigrant hell she is from, that whole American dream without being an actual hooker shit, which may seem too young to already be using tits for money, but I figure it’s never too early to get started on your future financial security, especially if you manage to do it in a way that doesn’t get flagged as a kiddie pornographer, since in every other business, teenage tits is a fucking crime, even though relatively freshly sprouted teenage tits are anything but a crime….they are just perkier than adult tits….making them a small taste of heaven…not that this bitch is underage…but you just never really know and that adds enough excitement to my terminally boring existence….to go on another day.

Posted in:Linnea Pihl

6 Responses

  1. Canadiangirl says:

    To the writer(s) of this site:
    WOW. I am not a frequent vistor of your site buy it is clear that you lack some sort of mother figure in you life and as a result need to demean and degrade women to make up for the large gaping hole in your soul. You are a sad sad human being and have probably have never even seen real lady parts as beautiful as this woman as no woman with half a brain would enter into a relationship with such an ignorant prick. So easy to sit behind a computer and judge while mastubating to women who would probably laugh at you if you ever took your pants off.
    I bet 3″ hard MAX!

  2. Goodyear Winter Tires says:

    that’s harsh, Canadiangirl, he’s not all bad…. Jesus taught me how to spell “Candice Swanepoel” more or less, leaving my brain with less room to remember simple functions like how to work the microwave but ultimately making me a better Scrabble player

  3. Al says:

    I find her hot!

  4. kevin says:

    harsh canadagirl, now show us your tits

  5. Jeremey says:

    I’m with canadagirl; how the fuck does a name like ‘Pihl’ even point to ‘immigrant hell’? She’s probably Slavic or Scandanavian, i.e., better off, richer and better educated than your sorry American ass either way.

  6. Eddie says:

    She taking topless photos, she already degrading herself, so what, should we treat her with respect? Fuck no

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