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2011

13

Aug

Candice Swanepoel’s Perfect Bikini Body of the Day

I’d take the risk of HIV, since she’s from South Africa and HIV stats aren’t in her favor and exchange bodily fluids with her…I mean provided I had the chance…which I won’t cuz I’m just a creepy guy with a website….but that doesn’t change the fact that’s she’s pretty much perfection when it comes to being half naked in highly engineered and perfectly fitted bikinis…and since that’s all I’ll ever get from her…and not the HIV I’m willing to get from her…I guess I’ll have to be satisfied with that…I mean if I was a positive thinker…which I’m not…and instead this just annoys me that I’m not balls deep in this bitch…even though balls deep is nothing substantial…and is pretty laughable a concept….because guess what…my life sucks…but Candice Swanepoel’s body doesn’t…high aids rate on my face or not….now here’s the proof…

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One Response

  1. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD (rescinded) says:

    She’s pretty. I would therefore enjoy watching her sucking a large erect penis, and getting fucked passionately. That would get me aroused, which is all useless twats like this are good for ha ha.

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