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2011

22

Aug

Lara Marsden is Brad Pitt’s World War Z Sexual Assistant of the Day

The word on the internet is that Lara Marsden is Brad Pitt’s personal assitant who he may or may not be fucking cuz actors may or may not fuck whoever they want as their relationships are actual fronts for their self absorded asshole behavior….

I pulled up her MYSPACE and grabbed this pic, but assume that since it is myspace, these pics are from 4 years ago….and that’s ok….cuz it just means she’s more damaged, dirtier in bed, and loving every second of being ordered around by Brad Pitt…

Scandal I don’t care about, tits I don’t mind….Brad Pitt is Brad Pitt and he’s got it made, whether it is all marketing or not, and if I was Brad Pitt, I wouldn’t be fucking this assistant, because I’d be dead from aids or a drug overdose long ago, you know right after my first acting job, cuz I’d fuck every single pussy that threw itself at me while spending my first million……..

What I’m trying to say is Angelina Jole is old and has a mom pussy and sometimes dudes need a tight young pussy to remind them what bein a man is all about….

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