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Scarlett Johansson “alleged” Leaked Nude Cellphone Pics of the Day

Girls with cellphones are such sluts….they all do this nude picture thing…and it is amazing…

Here are the rumored Scarlett Johansson cellphone pics that were stolen a few months ago. I am not going to say they are of her because that will make me liable and she can sue me, but I will say this girl has a serious, uncanny resemblence to Scarlett Johansson….

I’m a firm Scarlett Johansson hater, partially cuz I think her raspy voice and acting is depressing and partially because I find her overrated….When I look at her I don’t see the hotness everyone else does, I see sloppy and big nose….but maybe that’s just by Hollywood standards…cuz these pics are hot enough for me….I guess cuz now I see her in a new light…or maybe it’s just cuz they aren’t of Scarlett Johansson at all… You be the judge judy…

It is 7 am….I am drunk and this isn’t what I want to be doing…You’re welcome. I am going to pass out and possibly choke on my vomit now….It’s been nice working for you…

Sidenote, between you and me, I’m happy to get some celeb nudity sent it, this is the shit the site was built on and the shit I wait for while posting shitty paparazzi stuff, so Scarlett Johansson or not, this gives me hope of a better fucking tomorrow…one sloppy tit and great ass at a time…

Sure these pics are hardly pornographic, gaping, spread eagled perverted, shocking or humiliating….They are all erotic, softcore nudes, all girls have taken of themselves, but that’s better than nothing….and more importantly better than her SHITTY SINGING ….here are the pics.

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85 Responses

  1. FilmFan says:

    I’d give $1000.00 to smell her fingers while this was going on. What a beautiful woman and her ass is one of the ALL time greatest Hollywood Booties. You just know she is a Natural Born Cocksucker and would pull a three way with her BFF of the month in a heart beat. Damn, she’s fine.

  2. TimothyDeLaGhetto says:

    Oh my eyes!!!!!!!! Why God just why? Kill me now.

  3. Geoff says:

    On Sept. 16 Anonymous said: When she sent me those, they were for my eyes only. Some creep had to grab my fone and send them to his and then blew this shit up cuz shes a movie star…

    Who are you fooling? You’re Ryan Reynolds? Yeah, right. I highly doubt Mr. Reynolds would construct such a poorly written paragraph with horrendous spelling, grammar and punctuation such as that. He may not be a road scholar, but actors require many qualities in order to be successful. One of these qualities is intelligence. I would say anonymous is probably twelve, judging by his writing…

  4. ibeatit says:

    I’d give her a pearl necklace, no doubt. The pics suck though. Hopefully she buys a phone with at least 8 mp for her next, accidentally, released nude photos

  5. blowbadoughboy says:

    @ibeat So, I guess someone should create a coalition of the interested to send all young beautiful celebrities and actresses a free phone that happens to have the best possible camera. You know, just in case. I’m sure it will pay off eventually. lol

  6. Bobertbobert says:

    I appreciate Scarjo however revealed, whether in a plastic Bustier/barebreasted or fully clothed.

  7. Robert says:

    I would love to go balls deep up that ass. She really (face) isn’t a ten, but she is an eight. Nice nice body. A good package, but not world class. I’m
    thinking of that piece of crap Sean Penn climbing on board and all of a
    sudden she goes down to a six or seven. I she contacts this site please
    forward my email to her. Thanks you.

  8. Anonymous says:

    When you are trying to point out someone’s bad grammar, you should not use bad grammar yourself.  First of all, it is Rhodes scholar.  Second, you are missing a comma between Grammar and the word and.  Third, you have a poorly constructed sentence with an extraneous comma after the word twelve.  Please report to the English teacher as you need more lessons in how to write.  Finally you would not end a paragraph or a sentence with three periods as if you were going to lead into another statement if you actually knew what proper grammar was.

  9. Lu3huel says:

    You need a comma after finally. 

  10. chris says:

    The only thing i have to say to that guy pretending to be Ryan Reynolds is that your a moron. The pictures were hacked, no one stole a phone. So next time plz don’t waste time by pretending and who0 cares how things are phrased on the INTERNET. I bet you thing Wikipedia is absolutely accurate also.  

  11. Spidersports says:

    That would be Rhodes scholar

  12. English professor says:

    Sorry, but you are wrong about both commas. One after grammar is not necessary (new orthology) and the one after twelve is necessary because it separates two unrelated thoughts.
    English professor

  13. Snap117 says:

    SShe only took two…….:(

  14. Jethro Lol 4 says:

    Ya fuck actors being intelligent some are total dipshits and cannot be complimented on their intelligence you my friend just made a huge assumption

  15. Callie says:

    Im 15 and my ass is better than that of not better it looks like that. I hate her my boyfriend checked her out in avengers in the first scene . It’s a fucking movie it’s all edited :'( yes I’m butt hurt . I look pretty without makeup . Never had bad acne . I have curves too just not as much in the booby area but I’m still young :’/

  16. Jon dabatist says:

    My God is she sexy… haterssss everywhere!

  17. HP says:

    She is the sexiest woman alive to me. I face fucked her cardboard cutout at the Avengers. That is also what I’m going to name my daughter that (if that is the case)

    Love You Scarlett!

  18. jn says:

    OMG! He’s going to name his daughter face fuck!?!

  19. Martina says:

    She is gorgeous, and she would never look at any of you, so I am not sure why you are dissing her. YOU chose to come here and look. She probably would rather you didn’t.
    To the guy pretending to be Ryan; Thats totally funny. To the guys yelling at him; You are morons. To the chick that thinks she is prettier; I doubt it. THATS ALL FOLKS.

  20. Gaggingmaster says:

    She has such a damn sexy butt!
    I swear, I want to fuck her ass really hard.
    She’s only a dirty little slut which wants to be fucked anal…

  21. Dr. Barry McKockener says:

    Proper grammar is of the utmost importance when posting on such esteemed sites as this.

    Furthermore, it would seem a tad tacky to berate a woman’s naked body ( Hollywood siren or not) when we all know that most of you haven’t seen a vagina since you came out of that gnarly one at the county hospital.

    Oh wait, you also see one everytime you look in the mirror, but that one doesn’t look so nice either!

    It is probably safe to say that you are not qualified to judge Women in general. They can certainly bite back when you back them in a corner, but once you get to know a couple of them, you may find that putting up with all of their shit has its benefits.

    Or just carry on with your sophomoric banter, and continue jacking off by yourselves.

  22. Jack Mydong says:

    SJ has the best lips I’ve ever cum across.
    Next time you see her, tell her I jacked it to her nudes.

    If SP was tapping that at age 73. I have a shot too.

    Just goes to show that a hot body trumps an average face every time.

    One last word: remember fellas. Mo matter how hot or not a woman is, they all got some crazy in them. So try and bang the hot ones for bragging rights.

  23. Robert says:

    She really doesn’t do a thing for me …

    (not that I haven’t asked … sigh).

  24. RandyZ says:

    Damn she is soooooooo hot… her ass is so great i could jack to her with her clothes on! Assuming of course they are like her ultra tight black widow costume.

  25. marquito says:

    i cant control myself

  26. Wth says:

    This ain’t worth what the doosh who hacked her computer got. She looks like every other woman… Average bod and evidently a temper to match.

  27. Paul says:

    I say she is amazingly beautiful, a masterpiece of feminine beauty. She’s a great actress, too. I wish I were her friend.

  28. Tommy Sosco says:

    WOW, Look at that… She has 2 boobs and an butt. How unique!!!

  29. RaverBrutality says:

    sigh all you kids going on about how she is so good looking and everything and how you go and jerk off to her pics how about you get off the internet and go get laid for real? thats much more to brag about. i mean seriously what would you rather be able to tell people
    i just had sex.
    oh i was jerking it to some chick online
    yeah id rather go with the first one and for anyone and everyone who decides to tell me my grammar is wrong THIS ISNT ENGLISH CLASS so i dont care anyways i said what i had to say she has a :Vagina, 2 Boobs, and a Ass, that makes her unique >_> and special no anyways im going to bed its 6:12am and ive been drinking for 8 and a half hours >_> g’night peoples

  30. Egemen says:

    Without makeup, she seems like an average beauty (facial) but who cares? She has an amazing body, which reeks off sexuality. That lips! Simple perfection. And that ass! Wow! I am a gentleman in general, but if I had a chance, I would pound that ass brutally!

  31. drokay says:

    this reveals that scar is no more beautiful than my wife or for that matter your wife, she is hot but i have her on my list with my wife, and these photos reveal that my wife i don’t appreciate her beauty. she is a teacher and every kids have crushes on her, and they look at me when i come by rarely, but for lunch and they see me and probably what is this ugly fuck doing with this woman, so this just shows the world that scar is gorgeous but it should all men that their wives are just as gorgeous maybe better, i am being generous a little but not much, and i know my wife can do better that is why i treat like a goddess because woman fall in love with sense of humor’s, and confidence and eyes, men however, don’t for the most part, but i am positive that scar is upset about these photos because most of us have wives that are just as fit, and who naked stripped down natural beauty is just as sexy. so this reveals that scar is no goddess. no doubt gorgeous and worthy of title of sexiest woman alive in Hollywood, because i know one of your wives looks better than she in these pictures. anyway my opinion and who claimed they were ryan Reynolds is an asshole. i doubt he would respond. or even be on this website,

  32. andrew says:

    look, she is beautiful! she is human and an angel.Leave her alone and let her be happy.I love her to, but just because i can never be with her does not mean i will hate on that which i can not have! SO GROW UP! Let her be herself

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