I watched the Twilight movie last night…not the new one….just one that was on my friend’s TV and I only did it because his teenage girls were watching it and I love interracting with teens…I feel like we get each other…and more importantly…their dad was feeding me booze.
That said, those movies are the biggest pile of smut I’ve experienced in a while….I felt like live blogging the shit, but didn’t want to admit I was watching the shit….but from seeing a vampire get out of a Volvo….to bitch using lines like “if this is about my soul, take it, i don’t want it wihtout you” all shitty acting and offensive to native americans while always hanging in the woods….I was surprised it brainwashed kids and made a billion dollars…not to mention I was surprised it made this bitch relevant….even if looking at her strong legs in shorts is better than looking at a bitch not in shorts…but maybe that’s just cuz I know she got slammed by a Jonas brother….if you know what I mean.
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She may be wearing men’s clothes, but she is doing it right.
She used to be smokin’ hot but one of two things has happened: Either she has caught that disease that young starlets catch where they taste a little fame and feel the need to get as skinny as possible, rendering themselves a human bobblehead…or, more than likely, she has discovered cocaine.
Strong legs? My grandmother has more muscle tone that that stick.
I agree that she is too skinny. I think the pre cocaine model was a lot hotter. Stacy Keibler has set the bar pretty high for sexy legs.
She has never had any legs or ass, check her old photos, always the tits and the face.
I got distracted by that too.