I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2012

26

Jan

Rihanna is Amazing When She Talks About Dick Pics of the Day

I just hit her twitter looking for her idiotic Thug Life tattoo that screams “Fame and Fortune has finally got to this girl from a small caribbean island who’s father was a garbage man and who everyone hated…except maybe the UK tourists who she prosituted herself to when she was 14″…..see cuz I have an insider source in Barbados who told me that’s the word around the island….where bitch walks around with attitude and treats the locals she grew up with like shit….as if this was a bad teen high school movie…only it is Rihanna’s real life…..

Anyway….I hit her twitter and see this post by her….

The best d*ck flicks r the ones in the car! Wheel, d*ck, click!!! Anything else…too much preparation! All abt spontaneity!!!

Amazing…I mean bitch likely has 100,000 13 year old girls following her on twitter….and that’s a great age to learn that when dudes take pics of their dicks when driving…it’s the hottest….you know much hotter than staged dick pics in front of the fucking mirror…hilarious…

On a side note she was walking around in a semi see through dress the other day…and here are those pics…

Posted in:Rihanna

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!