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2012

25

Oct

Shane van der Westhuizen is Amazing for FHM South Africa of the Day


Shane van der Westhuizen is some South African Model….because South African woman…at least the rich white ones who don’t have AIDS…are pretty fucking substantial….with all their mixed race interesting features they have generations breeding with with culturally hybrid sperm….making them these tall, lean, lovely, blonde creatures that Charlize Theron paved the fucking way for…..

I guess she’ll soon be on her pilgrimage to America, a place where they want us to know they exist….and I am all for it…I’m even a fucking fan of it cuz she’s a real serious squinting babe….and that’s really all that fucking matters when it comes to masturbating to these international women you’ve you never heard of before today…and will likely never meet…unless the plan backfires and she gets a gig working the tourism counter at the Airport….

All I know is she’s great in FHM South Africa.

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