I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2013

10

Jan

Rihanna’s Got Some Coconuts of the Day


Rihanna is in Jamaica…don’t some typical islander thing…in what I like to think represent what her life should have been…you know like if this was a movie…where they show you how life would have been different if something major…like being born…never happened….you know if the record deal fell through the fucking cracks and she got sent home on cruise ship’s ghetto section like Leonardo DiCaprio…forcing her to spend her life sucking local photographer dick…hoping to get a gig as a resort’s house band…leading to getting cast in their catalog brochure….doing just this….but unfortunately…life worked out differently for Rihanna and this shit…is just her on vacation…showing some titty…living life like she’s in paradise…cuz her life is fucking paradise….lottery winning…not a worry in the world…paradise…

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