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2013

07

May

Adriana Lima and Dourtzen Kroes for the Victoria’s Secret May Catalog of the Day

Here are two Victoria’s Secret moms, because I guess they encourage fertility at head office, despite how hard babies ruin a bitch, which is weird, you’d think if you owned a bikini company with bikini models, you’d probably not even want these girls to get their periods for fear of ruining the suits, but I guess once you import them and give them their paperwork, they are free to breed if you want, even if it should be stipulated in contract that they can’t, even if they are the genetically superior woman, far better than the ones I see in the park, who don’t bounce back from this pregnancy thing…

One is Doutzen Kroes, who shows her baby making stomach that is ripped, the other Adriana Lima who doesn’t. Both totally interchangeable, in terms of poses and outfits, because Victoria’s Secret catalogs are the fucking worst.

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